What should I mail to duncanbinns W S as a valentines gift

[Fansy]

i mean, his address is right there. Too tempting to pass up.

[Herr VOLKMAR]

Your AVATAR being suggestive of my "fondest wish"
For Valentine's Day lacks something of the lasting
Quality I cherish in all sex of the ORAL nature:

Like AYN RAND, I find facial-hair repugnant now!
I expect all my conquests, whether female, trans-
Gender or trans-sexual: he-she transvestites with
Cocks bigger than my own modest 7.25 inches, to
Be clean-shaven so as not to appear in looks simi-
Liar to that of the "bearded lady" of circus lore.

I expect my bee-yatches
To look like bee-yatches,

Comrades! Feminine,
Lady-like, and hysterical
Upon climax, are among
The womanly qualities I
Find most conducive to my
Repeated outlay of sperm-

Not assuming those
Fleeting relationships
Of the FUCK, then,
DUCK, variety...

Submission to my desires,
And a very close shave, are
Two of the best things ONE
Should do to gain my FAVOR.

The DARK LORD hath SPOKEN!

[Caliban]

Submission to my desires,
And a very close shave, are
Two of the best things ONE
Should do to gain my FAVOR.

The DARK LORD hath SPOKEN!

The gift choice is a no brainer then. A supply of Rohypnol and a Gilette G3 razor. Sorted.

[Herr VOLKMAR]

Comrade(s):

The very best thing
Anyone could do for
Me this VALENTINE's
Day would be to send
Me these three things:

1) A case of JIM BEAM whiskey,
2) A box of authentic CUBAN cigars,
3) A gift subscription to HUSTLER magazine, and
4) One of those FLESHLIGHTs I've always wanted.

Send to:
WSD Binns
c/o General Delivery
Seattle, WA 98101-9999

[Sri Lanky]

Then could you finally live up to that promise of having loads of tantric sex with me?

[Herr VOLKMAR]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/m4w/1023791195.html (men seeking women)

[coldharvest]

...that ouches my peanut

[Herr VOLKMAR]

http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/show ... hp?t=43909

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[Chimborazo]

Your AVATAR being suggestive of my "fondest wish"
For Valentine's Day lacks something of the lasting
Quality I cherish in all sex of the ORAL nature:

Like AYN RAND, I find facial-hair repugnant now!
I expect all my conquests, whether female, trans-
Gender or trans-sexual: he-she transvestites with
Cocks bigger than my own modest 7.25 inches, to
Be clean-shaven so as not to appear in looks simi-
Liar to that of the "bearded lady" of circus lore.

But it's not quite prison pussy without some facial hair.