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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Sri Lanky » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:15 pm

The bad guys don't know what the fuck. I get easily mistaken for a full patch. Don't ask me why...I've never been able to figure that one out.

I must exude the evil aura....lol. Christ,I'm an old man.

Anyways,I've had some fun with it.

I'm still waiting for some fifteen year old thug to shank me though....because that's what they do these days.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby nowonmai » Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:24 am

Sri Lanky wrote:Where art thou yorick?


Can't anyone be bothered to look up the death notices in the Kentucky Papers? I did and came up with a couple of possibles - one shot a guy at a carwash and the other drowned jumping off a houseboat.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:10 am

He's in hiding somewhere in them Kentucky hills.....at least that's my take.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Chimborazo » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:36 pm

Did you do it, Fansy?
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Fansy » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:02 am

wanting to know or giving a shit what The Man thinks of you is gay.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:29 pm

Having at least six narcs following you around may make you blink....at the very least.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Chimborazo » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:22 pm

Fansy wrote:wanting to know or giving a shit what The Man thinks of you is gay.


You're gay for knowing what's queer, faggot.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:59 pm

I beginning to think that FBI stands for Fag Bitch Inquiry..........don't ask,don't tell.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Caliban » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:39 pm

Anyone need anything adding to their files? I can do that for you.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby coldharvest » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:42 pm

Caliban wrote:Anyone need anything adding to their files? I can do that for you.

....a large cheque made out to 'cash' every month would be nice.
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Re: get your fbi file

Postby Woodsman » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:51 pm

coldharvest wrote:
Caliban wrote:Anyone need anything adding to their files? I can do that for you.

....a large cheque made out to 'cash' every month would be nice.


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Re: get your fbi file

Postby marie-angelique » Sat May 02, 2009 7:34 am

nowonmai wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:Where art thou yorick?


Can't anyone be bothered to look up the death notices in the Kentucky Papers? I did and came up with a couple of possibles - one shot a guy at a carwash and the other drowned jumping off a houseboat.

oh my, keep looking, and remember the last words of most kentuckians are "hey y'all, watch this!!!"
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