Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

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Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby BingMcGee » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:59 pm

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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby Penta » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:14 pm

EDITED AT PENTA'S REQUEST
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:17 pm

motherfucker, this is the Black Flag Cafe....leave your gay shit at the door (which I always hold open no matter how far away you are).
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby BingMcGee » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:56 pm

Why are MODS edited penta's PM's and forum messages?
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby coldharvest » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:04 pm

BingMcGee wrote:Why are MODS edited penta's PM's and forum messages?

No one edited her pm's and she asked me to edit her post.....so I did.
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby nowonmai » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:31 pm

Did the old bint change her mind about posting the details of the time she followed through at the CPGB AGM in 1978 during Jack Jones's address. By the time he finished, 39 minutes later, her left bootie was full of brown stuff and she had to pretend the smell was coming from Shirley Williams who had fallen sound asleep 2 rows back. Luckily her voluminous tie dye skirt and dollops of Patchouli concealed her embarassment on the train home and even better she managed to score a 16th of red leb off a cool guy from Sheffield in exchange for a hand job in the bogs. Fortunately the kids only missed their lunch and she did them a slap up feast of beans on toast when she eventually got in.
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby Penta » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:42 pm

Apart from the brown stuff and the hand job, pretty much spot on. How did you guess? Were you the guy in the brown suit, Docs and red tie assiduously writing notes in the row in front of me?
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
I met her once and I found her to be a nice lady. Not kookey in any way.
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby Caliban » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:52 am

Penta wrote:Apart from the brown stuff and the hand job, pretty much spot on. How did you guess? Were you the guy in the brown suit, Docs and red tie assiduously writing notes in the row in front of me?



No he was the bully boy security guard dragging the old age pensioner out for disagreeing with the speaker
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby nowonmai » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:39 am

Sadly not, I've never been to a political meeting in my life and never will. I hate all meetings, they are so wearyingly predictable. I tried to go to a nihilist meeting once but it dissolved before it started when someone asked what the point was. So what ad infinitum but don't step in my shit is the name of my party.
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Re: Socially Awkward Situations [POLL]

Postby Caliban » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:30 pm

nowonmai wrote:Sadly not, I've never been to a political meeting in my life and never will. I hate all meetings, they are so wearyingly predictable. I tried to go to a nihilist meeting once but it dissolved before it started when someone asked what the point was. So what ad infinitum but don't step in my shit is the name of my party.


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Postby el3so » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:38 pm

left bootie full of brown stuff ---> ugs

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