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Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Woodsman » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:16 am

Thoughts? comments? :-)
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Penta » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:18 am

Views of your No. 1 wife?
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Woodsman » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:00 am

After the alien mind probe, she won't mind.
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Woodsman » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:03 am

Woodsman wrote:After the alien mind probe, she will be happy about it.
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:47 pm

First you must sacrifice Mitt Romney and a cow, mix their blood, and drink it. A toast must be given to every form of Jesus....hippie Jesus, anglo-saxon Jesus, black Jesus, and any one in Puerto Rico named Jesus.
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Caliban » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:00 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:First you must sacrifice Mitt Romney and a cow, mix their blood, and drink it. A toast must be given to every form of Jesus....hippie Jesus, anglo-saxon Jesus, black Jesus, and any one in Puerto Rico named Jesus.


and Cheddar cheeses
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Woodsman » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:09 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:First you must sacrifice Mitt Romney and a cow, mix their blood, and drink it. A toast must be given to every form of Jesus....hippie Jesus, anglo-saxon Jesus, black Jesus, and any one in Puerto Rico named Jesus.


I'll submit that proposal to the dorkan subjects. They should be landing in Yuma soon. ;-)
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby z911hyper » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:17 pm

dont forget baby jesus
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Woodsman » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:03 am

Woodsman wrote:
Woodsman wrote:After the alien mind probe, she will be happy about it.


Whoever did this, I will buy you a beer someday.
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Re: Becoming a Utah Morman & taking Sarah Palin as my #2 wife

Postby Woodsman » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:04 am

z911hyper wrote:dont forget baby jesus



I saw him in Carslbad Caverns. Seriously. It was REALLY baby BuhJesus.
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