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Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby redharen » Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:05 pm

If you still exist, and if it is your birthday.
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Postby el3so » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:27 pm

Hypothetical congratulations indeed!!!
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Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:40 pm

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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Chimborazo » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:52 pm

Happy birthday to you, you batshit crazy mofo.
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Woodsman » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:12 am

How did the cabin building go - or did you just buy a place instead?
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:48 pm

I think having Das Efx belt out "Forty and a blunt" would be afropo,brother.
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:46 pm

Woodsman wrote:How did the cabin building go - or did you just buy a place instead?

Shit got so chaotic that I'm taking the SEQUENTIAL approach, instead:

2010 - SHED (Ham Shack, Equipment/Supplies Storage & Workshop);
2011 - BLOCKHOUSE (Main Structure for defense against French, Indians, Russians, and KKK);
2012- ROOT CELLAR (Whenever I get done delving into the mysteries of Free-Masonry).. like,

"Fuck the mossberg! How do I grill this ptarmigan?"
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Woodsman » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:37 am

Herr VOLKMAR wrote:"Fuck the mossberg! How do I grill this ptarmigan?"


Fuck the mossberg is right - but I don't know how to grill a ptarmigan - therefore I shoot it with a pistol and fry it instead:

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Technically, this isn't a ptarmigan...but it's our closest local variety...and damned if they're not tasty and nutritious.
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby z911hyper » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:25 am

damn it! now i'm hungry
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Douchebag » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:42 pm

Yeahhh!
Salut! Herr VOLKMAR!!!
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby coldharvest » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:45 pm

Merry Christmas mein Herr
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby flipflop » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:59 am

I thought the daft cunt morphed into Catlover?

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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby michelle in alaska » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:10 am

I get so confused bt he and wsdncnb or whatever......one is in tazlina, the other in tok? Both way too close. Happy early halloween, all. :O
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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:32 am

That has yet to be determined. I will be investigating further.

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Re: Happy birthday Herr Volkmar

Postby michelle in alaska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:11 am

....And you can bet your bippy i will be reminding you, re said investigation.
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