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I have a dangerous question...

Postby rockman87 » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:27 am

Does anyone know where I can find some "super soldier serum"?

I'm a 40 year old LEO with a broken body and I'm willing to be a guinea pig (no pun) for our government or any other in any sort of human enhancement program. Does such a program exist? Where do I volunteer? Does anyone know?
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Re: I have a dangerous question...

Postby Kurt » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:12 am

You mean injections of anabolic steroids, pemoline, amphetamine, testosterone and vitamin b-12?

Every country has doped up soldiers to a degree but with enough reading you should be able to either fake illnesses to make your own Super Soldier Serum or if your body is truly broken you might not have to fake anything (except Narcolepsy).

Good luck and let us know how your quest to be the worlds most juiced 40 year old goes!
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Re: I have a dangerous question...

Postby coldharvest » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:43 pm

rockman87 wrote:Does anyone know where I can find some "super soldier serum"?

I'm a 40 year old LEO with a broken body and I'm willing to be a guinea pig (no pun) for our government or any other in any sort of human enhancement program. Does such a program exist? Where do I volunteer? Does anyone know?

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Re: I have a dangerous question...

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:06 pm

rockman87 wrote:Does anyone know where I can find some "super soldier serum"?

I'm a 40 year old LEO with a broken body and I'm willing to be a guinea pig (no pun) for our government or any other in any sort of human enhancement program. Does such a program exist? Where do I volunteer? Does anyone know?


They do have them but not for LEOs only VIRGOS and SAGITTARIUS'S are permitted to enter those programs. Sorry don't blame us blame the stars.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: I have a dangerous question...

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:08 pm

The thuper tholdier therum was all around you.....all you had to do was swallow instead of spitting it out.
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Re: I have a dangerous question...

Postby Caliban » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:13 pm

rockman87 wrote:Does anyone know where I can find some "super soldier serum"?

I'm willing to be a guinea pig (no pun) for our government or any other in any sort of human enhancement program.



Sorry, we have allthe enhancement guinea pigs we need right now

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You could try these people -

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