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Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby flipflop » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:46 am

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Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby ktrout » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:11 am

I can drunk post too.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby flipflop » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:26 am

If you've done an overstuffy in the tumloader, finish the job with a ladleho of brandy butter, then pukeit all the way to the toileybox.
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby Woodsman » Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:11 am

I;m drink.
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby Royal » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:13 am

flipflop wrote:Image
Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.




Fantastic. A one off. My father was a fan.Then I was.

I suppose penta will contradict all he says.

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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby Royal » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:14 am

Royal wrote:
flipflop wrote:Image
Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.




Fantastic. A one off. My father was a fan.Then I was.
I suppose penta will contradict all he says.

Check this ......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2iD-oNqD_I
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby flipflop » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:09 am

Indeed. But now only half! So, gathering all behind him the hintermost, he ploddy-ploddy forward into the deep complicadent fundermold of the forry to sort this one out.
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby Caliban » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:57 pm

All deep joy and thorkus for great laugh'n tittery. O yes.
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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby Caliban » Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:34 pm

So flipflode, oh yes deeply joyful that you appearantlate as an exponitate of the Unwinese. I on the underhandly fallolop after only one sentosey.

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Re: Are you all sitting comftibold, two-square on your botty?

Postby flipflop » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:07 am

Yes, deep joy.

This is a very good question and topicold. I would say that if the forward line have a symmetrical teamworkers and that they can from the first passit of the ball... take in mind the measured beat of a one, two, throo or fido... so that the ball can falollop out to the wingers and a very fine trittly how in a run and drop-kick and carry one and shooting in the goal if they can get by without an offsiger which is known on the ref and don't throw the bottload because he's only doing his best. But, er, it'll be hard on their halfbackers because I don't think they'll get a chance to do a falolloper shooty on account of the front line with their deep joy of, shall we say, an express in their enthusiasm to the first who to clop falollop in the goalmouth. Oh yes. Anyway it's a very good question, sir. It's not much about music excepting that half-time in the band falolloped huffalo-dowd.

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