OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

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OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby SRR » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:42 pm

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Foeah:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian Desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto the entire world.


Aginz, 'innit!?

WHY OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST
OBAMA IS NOT THE 
ANTICHRIST
As you will see on this page, the name of Antichrist will calculate to six hundred and sixty six (666) (see: REV:13:18). BARACK OBAMA calculates to 356. If we add his muslim name, HUSSEIN, we get 497.
Since the 1970's, we have been "programmed" to look for Antichrist as a western politician, either from Europe or as President of The United States. This false belief started in the 1970's with THE OMEN movie, the books of Hal Lindsay and John Hagee and resurged again in the late 1990's with the formation of the EU and the LEFT BEHIND bookhy so many people believe Obama could be The Antichrist, The Beast of Rev:13.
WHY OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST AND HOPEFULLY SHATTER THIS FALSE PROGRAMMING.

1) The Antichrist does not come as a Politican in a three piece suit but as a "savior" wearing a white robe. Antichrist comes as a spiritual figure, the "Messiah" or Christ of all religions, faiths and creeds, and it is thru religion (not politics) that Antichrist will conquer the world.
All major world religions await their savior. Muslims await Iman Mahdi, Jews await The "Messiah", Buddhists await the fifth Buddha (MAITREYA), Hindus look for the 9th Incarnation of Khrisna and Catholics and many Protestants await the "Second Coming" of Christ. With this stage set,

Antichrist will step (or land) onto the world scene, AT A TIME OF GLOBAL WAR, CHAOS AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE and claim to be the "savior" of all religions, the same person called by many names and titles. And thru religion (not politics) Antichrist will UNITE the world, "together as one".
2) On the theme of world peace and unity, party balloons and rainbows, Antichrist will then present the world, thru The United Nations, a plan for a One World "Unity" Government, that is a Theocracy, a government based upon a religion and this religion is Full Blown Satanism. (Antichrist will slowly "initiate" the world into this dark and nazistic belief system).

IN 1982, THE UNITED NATIONS ACCEPTED THE LUCIFERIC DOCTRINE OF ALICE BAILEY (A TRUE SATANIST) AS THEIR SPIRITUAL CORE AND FRAMEWORK FOR THEIR ONE WORLD RELIGION. In 1994, The U.N. declared, "They cannot attain their goals thru politics alone, what is needed is a world religion.
Obama who claims to be "Christian" would not be accepted as the leader of this World (Occult) Relst. Also, ANTICHRIST WILL SPEAK AGAINST AND DEMONIZE POLITICIANS AND CHRISTIAN LEADERS,BOTH OF WHICH OBAMA IS AND CLAIMS TO BE.
3) HERE IS WISDOM, LET HE WHO HAS UNDERSTANDING CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST. According to the Book of Revelation, the name of Antichrist will calculate to six hundred and sixty six (666). ......revealed to the world, on 6.6.06, this calculation is based upon the ancient Hebrew, alpha-numerical system.
Further revealed on 6.6.06, Antichrist will use his Buddha name as his own personal name, MAITREYA and this name calculates to six hundred and sixty six.TICHRIST.
666 has a deep, spiritial meaning in Hebrew as it means "MAN PLAYING GOD", imperfect man = 6, as The Godhead = 3, man as his own creator, savior and enlightener = 666. "Man as god" is the theme of all occult religions including Nazism and Satanism and is the crux of what Antichrist will believe and teach to the world as the "high priest" of this world religion.
Antichrist and his religion will have unbelievable popularity, especially when he teaches the world that SEX IS THE PATH TO GOD AND BECOMING A GOD". This sex cult will sweep the world, a world already obsessed and possessed by sex and pornography. So the vast majority of planet earth will follow Antichrist, less the minority who believes JESUS IS CHRIST.
According to Revelation, Antichrist will receive a mortal head wound and be miraculously healed. This will be the final "proof" to the world that he is "666", divinity in the flesh and will boost his cult following a thousand fold.
Again, this mock Resurrection will boost the Popularity of Antichrist as world messiah, not create his global popularity and make people accept a politician (i.e. OBAMA) as "God Incarnate".
The Bible Code shows that OBAMA will be ASSASSINATED by a GUNMAN in the hebrew month of TISHRI (Sept 29 to Oct 30) and that HILLARY will become the USA President who welcomes and accepts The Antichrist in 2010 AD.
Ironically, this false rumor that Obama is The Antichrist may be the reason he is assassinated. A deranged gunman may believe this rumor and shoot and kill Obama believing that he prevented Antichrist from coming.


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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:48 pm

Oh,well that certainly clears things up. Silly me....I thought that he may git assassinated due to his colour of skin. Antichrist? Now that justifies his murder. You know the insurance companies are plotting.
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby Woodsman » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:42 am

I'm gonna tell you right now I know for a fact that Obama is not the Antichrist.

because I know the Antichrist and his name is Al Gore.

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I Fuckin' HATE Jesus Christ!

Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:54 pm

Ayn, you MOTHERFUCKERs couldn't help butt take da' ball I handed-off and IRUN wit it! Silly, silly fools! Stand ye by fo' the backlash, bee-yatches! SEMPER FI and Happy Birthday, Devil Dogs! Ooooooh, Rah! Ya' bunch of POS'es... -R.K. Binns
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby denise » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:18 am

might i suggest you check some of that extraneous shit at the door lest your own demons answer when you finally get around to knocking.
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby denise » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:42 am

and now that you bring it up it was leathernecks that i meant to mention, much more timely and apropos, wouldn't you agree.
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:33 pm

Oooh,there's nothing like a conceptualized mental image answering the door....especially if I let my fears become my God.
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby coldharvest » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:04 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:especially if I let my fears become my God.

it's better then letting them become your walls
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby denise » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:47 am

for you, Mr. R.K. (uncorrectable typographical error) Binns:

i don't know how cold it happens to be wherever you are at, but i thought you might like it nonetheless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2fnYpw ... re=related

however hotel california it ain't.
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Re: OBAMA: Christ/Antichrist

Postby coldharvest » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:29 pm

denise wrote:for you, Mr. R.K. (uncorrectable typographical error) Binns:

i don't know how cold it happens to be wherever you are at, but i thought you might like it nonetheless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2fnYpw ... re=related

however hotel california it ain't.

.....what a shame I can't read your pm's any more.
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