My own right winger conspiracy theory

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My own right winger conspiracy theory

Postby ktrout » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:53 pm

Senator Feinstein is both committed to American civilian disarmament and friends with a billionaire Chinese arms dealer. My theory is that she wants to make it easier for the Chinese to invade.w
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Re: My own right winger conspiracy theory

Postby coldharvest » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:51 pm

ktrout wrote:Senator Feinstein is both committed to American civilian disarmament and friends with a billionaire Chinese arms dealer. My theory is that she wants to make it easier for the Chinese to invade.w

The Chinese will never invade North America, why bother?
They've just signed up to an ASEAN trade pact.
Plus if they had to invade they should take South America instead.
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Re: My own right winger conspiracy theory

Postby redharen » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:50 am

coldharvest wrote:Plus if they had to invade they should take South America instead.


No doubt -- all you need is that and Australia, and you can just hole up and stockpile the four armies you get for every turn, as long as you can keep invaders from coming down through Siam, Central America, or West Africa. Eventually you end up dominating the world.
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Re: My own right winger conspiracy theory

Postby coldharvest » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:15 am

redharen wrote:
coldharvest wrote:Plus if they had to invade they should take South America instead.


No doubt -- all you need is that and Australia, and you can just hole up and stockpile the four armies you get for every turn, as long as you can keep invaders from coming down through Siam, Central America, or West Africa. Eventually you end up dominating the world.

We should do a modern 'underground economy' version.....instead of armies you use Cocaine Cartels, Russian mobsters, Burmese heroin, etc, etc.
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Re: My own right winger conspiracy theory

Postby ktrout » Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:31 pm

coldharvest wrote:
redharen wrote:
coldharvest wrote:Plus if they had to invade they should take South America instead.


No doubt -- all you need is that and Australia, and you can just hole up and stockpile the four armies you get for every turn, as long as you can keep invaders from coming down through Siam, Central America, or West Africa. Eventually you end up dominating the world.

We should do a modern 'underground economy' version.....instead of armies you use Cocaine Cartels, Russian mobsters, Burmese heroin, etc, etc.


Not without the CIA.
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Postby el3so » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:05 pm

I call dibs one lone wolf whitey loons! Wait, they would never join any army... right?
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Postby ktrout » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:26 pm

el3so wrote:I call dibs one lone wolf whitey loons! Wait, they would never join any army... right?

Nope. Never.
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Re: My own right winger conspiracy theory

Postby Caliban » Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:48 am

ktrout wrote:Senator Feinstein is both committed to American civilian disarmament and friends with a billionaire Chinese arms dealer. My theory is that she wants to make it easier for the Chinese to invade.w


eerrrrrr, why? What have you got in mainland USA that they can't get anywhere else cheaper and without a fight
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