Did Gay Mercenaries Travel back in time to kill Jesus?

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Did Gay Mercenaries Travel back in time to kill Jesus?

Postby SRR » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:56 pm

I swear it could have happened.

You know, dressed up in fluffy pink outfits and put him on the Cross for all their hillbilly ignorant brethren were gonna do two millenia from now to keep the homos from marryin'.

We could even postulate that Mr. Titor was gay and travelling back to save it all before the whole shithouse went up in flames. Hell, perhaps there were some fabulous people in Jerusalem just tryin' to get all this sorted out.

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Re: Did Gay Mercenaries Travel back in time to kill Jesus?

Postby Woodsman » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:13 pm

Absolutely. The aliens taught them the technology they needed to learn in order to get back to the past - I only know this because i am in Roswell right now. Pics of aliens and Jesus coming soon.
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Re: Did Gay Mercenaries Travel back in time to kill Jesus?

Postby Sri Lanky » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:39 pm

Make sure you include a good old fashioned anal probe,please.
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Re: Did Gay Mercenaries Travel back in time to kill Jesus?

Postby Mikethehack » Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:05 pm

SRR wrote:I swear it could have happened.

You know, dressed up in fluffy pink outfits and put him on the Cross for all their hillbilly ignorant brethren were gonna do two millenia from now to keep the homos from marryin'.

We could even postulate that Mr. Titor was gay and travelling back to save it all before the whole shithouse went up in flames. Hell, perhaps there were some fabulous people in Jerusalem just tryin' to get all this sorted out.

Unbeknownst to the vellum-writers.



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