I used to think Zombies were a joke, until...

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I used to think Zombies were a joke, until...

Postby Woodsman » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:11 am

...I saw one at the Abilene, Texas Walmart. Seriously. A fucking zombie. He wasn't feasting on other humans flesh, but I swear he must have been full because he was walking like he was the undead. I think there are some in Roswell (NM) too.
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Re: I used to think Zombies were a joke, until...

Postby coldharvest » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:27 am

Woodsman wrote:...I saw one at the Abilene, Texas Walmart. Seriously. A fucking zombie. He wasn't feasting on other humans flesh, but I swear he must have been full because he was walking like he was the undead. I think there are some in Roswell (NM) too.

I see them when I watch FOX news.
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Re: I used to think Zombies were a joke, until...

Postby ktrout » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:30 am

Meth addicts?
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