Corporate Collusion and the Hot Dog Conspiracy

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Corporate Collusion and the Hot Dog Conspiracy

Postby SRR » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:29 pm

Oh man, they are soooo busted! Gonna get them a century in prison for this racket!

http://www.area51newmexico.com/hotdogs.php

Ever noticed that hot dogs come in packages of ten but the buns come only in packets of eight? This may sound trivial but when you consider the implications of this, it's quite astounding.

Consider this: You buy a packet of hot dogs and also a packet of buns. But now you have two spare hot dogs and must purchase to accompany the extra sausages. However, you now have six spare buns.......

In fact, in order to gain an even number you must purchase four packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns.

When you think about just how many millions of extra profit the companies must be making from this scheme, you have got to wonder when they will rise up against the world's governments!?
"May these times be the stone that sharpens our steel." - السيد الحصاد
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Re: Corporate Collusion and the Hot Dog Conspiracy

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:40 pm

If you've got the bun,I've got the weiner. Surely the weiner takes all.

http://www.cscamm.umd.edu/lectures/EVan ... _final.pdf
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Re: Corporate Collusion and the Hot Dog Conspiracy

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:44 pm

Note the interchange-ability of the 'e' and 'i' within the word 'weiner/wiener' giving it it's awesome power to confuse and evade.
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