The Water Ape

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The Water Ape

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:27 pm

Hello my fellow water apes. Greetings from the webbing of my hands to yours.1) Does this explain why we tend to be hairless or was this some kind of weird sexual selection process. I think the sexual selection process brought back the hairy back most notably among certain Asian cultures. 2) Is this why we are basically the only mammals with wet shit(as was duly noted on a previous thread)? Proto-humans followed the path of least resistance and so followed shorelines around the world which also gave them a protein rich diet of fish in order to nourish their large and growing brains.

So Flip Flop...I strongly suggest that you permanently lay off the weights and get into swimming,become one with the amniotic once again.....and change your handle to Flipper.
Sri Lanky

Re: The Water Ape

Postby Caliban » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:44 am

Sri Lanky wrote: ...and change your handle to Flipper.

... or belly flop
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