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Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby Royal » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:22 am

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send *you* to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever til the end of time...but he loves you." -- George Carlin

Egyptian Pyramids

Ancient Egyptian legends tell of Tep Zepi, or the First Time. This is described as an age when "sky gods" came down to Earth and raised the land from mud and water. They supposedly flew through the air in flying "boats" and brought laws and wisdom to man through a royal line of pharaohs.

Of course, this was all thrown out the window when christianity came along. Keep in mind that the Gods were the one and only 'religion' that there was. No other conflicting beliefs? Why? Well, because it was fact, not faith. The modern church would have you believe that's it's just a myth. But you have to ask yourself on the edge of occams razor, what truly indeed is more likely? That a very advanced alien race came down and altered our gen pool, like ALL other anceint cultures concur with OR, that a bearded spirit in the sky basically went ZAP, and created us in six days. ( And kicked back on the seventh)

Well, at least the bibler concurs that he "Made us in his own image"

That much is true. Buy it's trally just a confict within the bible texts itself. I mean, to "Make one in ones own image" does there not HAVE to be a physical manifestation of a carbon based being? Of course it does. Funny how the bible never address this.

In the beginning, there was the mighty god Ra and his wife Nut. Ra-Harakhte who was seen as a winged solar-disk. Nut gave birth to Osiris. At the time of Osiris' birth, a loud voice was heard all over the world, saying, "The lord of all the earth is born."

Osiris the mighty demi-god king.

Osiris grew and became a mighty king. He went about the job of civilizing his people. He taught them agriculture and animal husbandry. He gave them a code of laws to live by and showed them the proper ways in which to worship the gods. Egypt became a mighty land under his kind and gentle rule. His subjects gladly worshiped the ground on which he walked. When Egypt was civilized, Osiris left to bring his teachings to other lands.

P'TAH (Gods of Heaven came to Earth from the Celestial Disk) installed as Egypt's first Divine Ruler his own son RA and RA then divided the Egyptian kingdom between the 'gods' OSIRIS and SETH who fought over control of the kingdom. After OSIRIS was killed, resuscitated and resurrected, his place on the throne was taken over by his son HORUS, whose mother was ISIS.

Then HORUS was given Upper and Lower Egypt by the Lord of the Earth thus becoming the legitimate heir in the RA-OSIRIS line of succession, establishing that kingship had a perpetual divine connection. (To understand Egyptian history, one must read Sitchin's books about the Sumerian civilization and its connection to Egypt.)

Ok, So Who/What Built the Pyramids?
The Great Pyramid is the only survivor out of all seven ancient wonders. Located in Ciaro, Egypt, the pyramid still amazes thousands of scientists and guest's each year.

The Great Pyramid is believed to have been built over a 20 year span. The pyramid is so huge and so perfect we wouldn't be able to construct something in this day and age that will compare. Each giant Stone ranges from 1 to 20 tons in weight, and the Great Pyramid consisted of well over 100,000 stones. But the Egyptians had no machinery, engines, or construction equipment. So the question still lurks, who built the great pyramids?

Theories suggest the Egyptians built these pyramids, but this asks us how Egyptians hauled 20 ton stones and placed them perfectly Hundreds Of Feet high (145.75 m, 481 ft high).. Some suggest they built a ramp with stones that went from the ground to the top.

The flaw in that theory is that It would take More Rocks to build the ramp than it would to build the Pyramid. When the Pyramid was done, where did these rocks go??? So that shoots down that theory...

Another question is How did they move these rocks.. Experts that insist Egyptians built the Pyramid suggest, Trees were cut down and smoothed off, and were used as giant rollers under these 20 ton rocks. If you would roll a 20 ton rock on 5 trees, The tree would be too worn down and awkward to haul another, so these logs would be replaced every Stone. Due to the fact there are over 100,000 stones that make up the pyramid, you would need an excess of a half million trees..

Problem with this theory is the lack of trees in that area. Egypt grows some Date Trees, that's about it. And they certainly wouldn't cut down all their date trees, for dates are one of the main foods in EGYPT!

Now the Great Pyramid was the biggest and tallest of all the Pyramids ever built. Since the Egyptians left us an entire detailed written summary of every event in Egypt imaginable, You would think the building of the greatest Pyramid would be discussed. But it Isn't. The Pyramid was referred to a few times in very early Hieroglyphics. Egyptian writing suggests the Great Pyramid Was Standing Before Egyptians Populated The Land. Ancient hieroglyphics have detailed writings of farming, giving birth, Pharaoh worship, Hunting, Building Structures, etc, BUT the Building Of The Great Pyramid Was Never Mentioned.

If it took 10,000 workers per month over a 20 year span to build the Pyramid like experts suggest, There wouldn't be enough people in a 500 mile radius to make this possible.

Actually ancient Egyptian writing often talk of beings from the sky, the sky opening and bright lights coming down to teach them technology and give them wisdom. Many pictures and symbols resemble ufo's and aliens. POSSIBLY aliens built the Great Pyramid. And these solid long lasting construction techniques were adopted by the Egyptians.

Pyramid Facts Stats and Fuzzy History
The positioning of the three Pyramids of Giza are exactly aligned with the position of the three stars in the belt of Orion, both in position and in size. While it is possible, it would create many difficulties for the Egyptians in terms of measuring huge distances. Not only this, but in fact, at the time that the pyramids were supposedly built (about 3000 BC), the stars that make up the Belt of Orion were not exactly at the correct angle to match up with the pyramids. If the location of the stars is traced back over thousands of years, the time at which the belt is exactly aligned with the pyramids is in fact 10,500 BC. A time when there were supposedly no civilized humans living on the earth.

Another fact to support this is, if you consider the Sphinx, a lion with a human head and then look at the size of the body, you can see that the body is perfectly proportioned for the head of a lion, not the human head. This human head looks tiny and silly sitting on top of the body. This is because the Sphinx was actually built in 10,500 BC, around the same time as the pyramids, with a real head of a lion. Evidence to support this is that there are signs of water erosion all over the Sphinx. The last time that there was any water nearby, aside from the Nile is around 10,000 BC. Also, the constellation of Leo the Lion (thus closely related to the Sphinx), was in fact rising directly behind the sun in 10,500 BC. Why is it that the great Pyramids of Giza, built in 3,000, are perfect, and still standing as tall as the day they were built? (Aside from the capstone and the polished stones, which were stripped by humans in the building of Cairo) The other Pyramids, which were supposedly built about 500 years later, all have shoddy masonry, and are crumbling down. An example of this is the famous 'bent' pyramid, which started out with the sides being built at one angle, then suddenly shifts in the middle to a shallower angle. This is because the angle at which it was started was much too steep for it to stand when finished. It is because the Egyptian pharaohs saw the great pyramids standing on their land and decided that they wanted pyramids of their own. But they found that it was much harder to do than was expected and ended up building silly looking structures that don't even come close to comparing with the magnitude of elegance emanating from the great pyramids.

If you take the perimeter of the pyramid and divide it by two times the height, you get a number that is exactly equivalent to the number pi (3.14159...) up to the fifteenth digit. The chances of this phenomenon happening by sheer chance is remarkably small. Did the ancient Egyptians know what the number pi was? Not likely, seeing as it was a number not calculated accurately to the fourth digit until the 6th century, and the pyramids calculate it to the fifteenth.

What about the fact that even though the sides of the base of the pyramid are some 757 feet long, it still forms an almost perfect square? Every angle in the base is exactly 90 degrees. In fact, the sides have a difference in length of something like two centimeters, which is an incredibly small amount.

What about the fact that although the Egyptians kept very careful records about everything they ever did; every king they had, every war they fought, and every structure they built, there were no records of them ever having built the pyramids?

What about the fact that the Egyptians had not even invented the wheel yet, but the blocks that they had to carry to build the pyramids weighed about 2 tons each? 4,000 lbs.? What did they do... use cement? In fact, they used so much stone, that if you took all of the stone they used and cut it into 1 foot square blocks, it would extend 2/3 of the way around the earth!!!

If you take the line of longitude that the pyramid lies on and the latitude that the pyramid lies on, 31 degrees north by 31 degrees west (the fact that they are the same number is a coincidence???) they are the two lines that cover the most combined land area in the world. In essence, the pyramid is the center of all of the land mass of the whole earth!!!!

How about the fact that a group of modern scientists attempted to build a pyramid out next to the real one using modern technologies, and after something like 100 days, succeeded in building one about 1/40 of the size of the real one????

Did you know that the height of the pyramid (481 feet) is almost exactly 1/1,000,000,000 of the distance from the earth to the sun (480.6 billion feet)?

What about all of that fungi that was found in King Tutu's chamber? Fungi which has never before been seen on earth.
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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby el3so » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:36 am

Royal wrote: What about all of that fungi that was found in King Tutu's chamber? Fungi which has never before been seen on earth.
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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby Naveen » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:21 pm

Each giant Stone ranges from 1 to 20 tons in weight, and the Great Pyramid consisted of well over 100,000 stones.

Nah, 100.000 is for sissies and christians. 2 300 000 stones.
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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:18 pm

Well, I'm a big believer in the theory that the old gods were actually space aliens and built the pyramids, but there are a couple of possible holes in this conspiracy theory.

First - there are no trees in Egypt. Not now, but Egypt is one of the oldest spots of continuous, civilized, human habitation, and humans tend to use up all the trees. It's possible that there were more trees then.

Second - they didn't have the wheel. They say this about the American pyramid builders as well. But...


...they did have wheels, starting with the Olmecs. What they didn't have was horses or oxen to drag them around.

Third, how do we know we couldn't build a pyramid the size of the Great Pyramid? No one's ever tried. Archaeologists used to say that there was no way the Mississippian mound builders could have possibly built those mounds using only the technology available, and came up with all sorts of far-out alternative hypotheses. When a group of anthropology students tried it, however, just using baskets and digging sticks, they built a mound in a few days. Obviously, building a pyramid like that would require a much bigger experiment, too big for anyone other than Carlos Slim to afford, but until someone tries it, it seems silly to say that a civilization capable of building the Saturn V couldn't pile a bunch of rocks on top of each other.

Fourth, here is an aerial view of the pyramids discussed:


Here is Orion (his "belt" is made up of the three central stars) as viewed from the Earth:


Sure, there's a resemblence, but it's three objects in a row. And Orion is the brightest constellation in the sky, easily visible 5-8 months of the year depending on where you are, why wouldn't they have noticed it? Notice that there are no corresponding pyramids for Rigel or Betelguese, which are the brightest objects in the constellation, but there are extra pyramids (built for the wives) in the first photo that do not correspond to any stars in Orion.

But, whatever. I like the Ancient Egyptian religion, because women had equal rights. All the subsequent Middle Eastern religions devote an inordinate amount of energy to denying my rights, and really cruel murder. If the Old Gods were real, I'd say that Set (Satan) had imprisoned them, and that he was the one who told Abraham to kill his own son, and Moses to kill any daughter who had sex outside marriage. Those were things Set did in the Egyptian mythologies, he always tried to trick parents into killing their kids. Set also hated women because Isis refused him and chose Osiris, and she was too strong for him to take revenge on. So instead he killed Osiris, and cut him into 14 pieces and scattered them around the Earth. Isis found almost all of them, and brought Osiris back, not to life, but as God of the underworld, and their love survived. And Set remained alone. Just like the Abrahamic God, alone, telling people to kill their kids, killing his own son, and trying to make people feel bad all the time for being human.
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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby Woodsman » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:29 am

Duh...Everybody knows how those were made...

...A family of Bigfoots cut and moved those stones.
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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby Royal » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:57 am

friendlyskies wrote:Well, I'm a big believer in the theory that the old gods were actually space aliens and built the pyramids, but there are a couple of possible holes in this conspiracy theory.


Built by the same race that built the pyramids on Mars.
Only the NASA cover-up stops it being known.

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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby Royal » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:11 am

Now we have computers we know that they (constructers of Giza's Pyramids) were knowledgeable regarding Presession.
We can conclude(Ockham's razor)that the Giza Pyramids were built 10,500 BC.
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Re: Egyptian Pyramids.

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:45 pm

An excelent and way trippy place to get good and fucked up stoned, the pyramids are. I think space aliens brought them cuz the Egyptans I met were none to bright.
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