The Cucumber

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The Cucumber

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:02 pm

Made you look.
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby coldharvest » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:28 pm

Nonsense I was never here.
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:53 pm

Mind fuck alert! Mind fuck alert!
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby Caliban » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:44 pm

coldharvest wrote:Nonsense I was never here.



who said that ?
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby Woodsman » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:29 am

Slice it up, add yogurt, a touch of vinegar, some feta, olives and tomatoes, spread on roast lamb and place in pita. Yum.
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:03 pm

Once you add the vinegar you can't turn the pickle back into a cucumber.
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Postby el3so » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:55 pm

I had high hopes for this thread.
skynet prompt: witty line, a bit offensive, medium levels of spelling error, Rastafy by 10 % or so
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:04 pm

It would have been more interesting had I not mispelled concubine.
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Re: The Cucumber

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:02 am

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