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Anyone have any experience with these?

Postby MJK » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:26 am

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Re: Anyone have any experience with these?

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:00 am

Anyone have experience with doing abductions?
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Re: Anyone have any experience with these?

Postby MJK » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:30 am

That lil' dolly modeling the anti-telepathy headgear is fine; who could blame a Grey for wanting to probe that?
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Postby Woodsman » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:21 pm

Wow - talk about a niche market. Is there that many "abductees" out there to keep that guy busy?
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Re: Anyone have any experience with these?

Postby Dabbi » Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:08 pm

Vitamin C to kill implanted alien-hybrid embryos

One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet.
These events confirm the findings of Professor David Jacobs who says in his book, The Threat, that the main purpose of alien abductions is to create a new race of alien-human hybrids who are now starting to inhabit the earth. Unfortunately these adult alien-human hybrids come in pairs and forcedly remove helmets from abductees. However, the thought screen helmet still works for people who are only abducted by the creators of these alien-human hybrids.
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Postby Douchebag » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:47 pm

Wasn't Mach kidnapped by aliens?
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Re: Anyone have any experience with these?

Postby APBT » Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:45 am

I believe I had an alien drop out of my colon after eating some Mex food from a street vendor!
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Re: Anyone have any experience with these?

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:57 pm

Was his name Roy?
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