One of the most powerful psychics of our time

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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby flipflop » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:08 am

Or the guilt trip the Christians laid on you for when you were banging one out over the lingerie section of Kay's catalogue: "dead female relatives can see you"

I just went quicker and tried to force the thought out at the same time. I realised religion was just a fucking social control apparatus early on - nothing so nice as a good wank could be bad. Simple really.

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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:33 pm

Sex is a vital part of the psychic's tool bag.
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Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:06 pm

Male germs of thought fecundate the ova of concrete realization. The male germs in of themselves can only maintain a fugitive existence as a flash of realization but without them the ova of thought would be infertile. Impregnation growth takes place within the formless germ of thought,and ultimately,after due gestation beyond the threshold of consciousness,the mind gives birth to an idea.
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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby Fansy » Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:07 am

mormons believe that stuff too about dead relative being around and shit. at first when i found out i was like 'fuck i wish i had known that sooner' not just for masturbation but like shitting without wiping and biting my toenails in private and shavin my ball hair even though it took tons of time even though i didnt have any really and i probably looked gay as fuck to all the ghosts and shit.

but then i realized fuck them all their dead relatives saw them do gross stupid nasty shit too and they had to face all them after they died and they survived. presumably. anyways i didnt care about dead gay men jacking off to me naked so much to each is own and all, but the dead relative thing i finally said "look motherfuckers if youre in here watching me you clearly have some fucked up reason for which i wont judge youas long as you dont judge me". it seemed to work.

more importantly we had lots of genealogy materials/old stuff from families since we were mormon, so i saw tons of my dead female relatives and many of them were not bad at all, espec with their old dresses and haristyles and shit. thinking of my dead female relatives watching me jerk it at night quickly rose to insta-30-sec-cum status for a few months.

i continued masturbating and enjoying porn to this very day. altho i no longer believe in my original church or anything, i do get wistful thinking about dead relatives might be standing by whilst i rub one out. like what if i have a heart attack or start choking or click on a link to gay porn 'accidentally' and 'accidentally' finish soon after. its comforting to imagine someone is right here next to me who cares about me, ready to step in and help see me through the initial emergency and whatever recovery process is required. even if the only reason theyre watching me is cause theyre serious pervs. im gonna do the same thing if i can after i die. maybe not to family members tho, and not guys either...at least not for the first 1-2 generations or so.
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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby el3so » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:54 pm

Fansy wrote: but the dead relative thing i finally said "look motherfuckers if youre in here watching me you clearly have some fucked up reason for which i wont judge youas long as you dont judge me". it seemed to work.
Dunno about those fukced up reasons friend. My ancestors probably had to jack off with only woodcuts, raunchy poems or grimy postcards for inspiration.

I figure they should be happy their offspring has access to free streaming video of surgically-altered harlots doing the nasty in a variety of luxurious settings.
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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby Sri Lanky » Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:34 pm

The only thing I need is my dirty mind.
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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby Sri Lanky » Sat May 12, 2012 5:06 pm

"givemesexjesus"

Ironically this is what the Mother Mary prayed for while baby Jesus was in her womb.
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Re: One of the most powerful psychics of our time

Postby Kurt » Sun May 13, 2012 3:03 am

Fansy wrote:
so i saw tons of my dead female relatives and many of them were not bad at all, espec with their old dresses and haristyles and shit. thinking of my dead female relatives watching me jerk it at night quickly rose to insta-30-sec-cum status for a few months.


That is the perfect thing to say.
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