Exorcism anyone?

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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:24 am

...but only with a semen enema.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:14 am

On a more serious note:

People who dwell in and only see reality from the standpoint of physical reality that think they can debunk non-physical reality with intellect are the biggest hoax of all.

There be demon semen.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby flipflop » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:25 am

If you can't see it, it isn't reality

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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:41 am

We only see the surface. To see the depths you have to be a conduit, a channel, or interface. Whatever you want to call it. Some people call them cunts.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby flipflop » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:54 pm

Only see the surface of what exactly? What a crock of shite

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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Royal » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:11 pm

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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Mikethehack » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:13 pm

flipflop wrote:If you can't see it, it isn't reality


Thank god for alcohol.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Chimborazo » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:25 pm

flipflop wrote:It's ok, a good read for what it was. But the author was a dedicated Catholic and accepted 'possession' as the reason this kid acted the way he did. Apart from the poltergeist activity - things moving in the room that the boy couldn't have reached, which were not independently verified anyway - everything that occured could have been done easily by a 13 year old.

The book was wriiten after the discovery of one of the priest's hand written diary, that is the only record he went on. Most of the exorcism team were dead when he researched it. But crucially for me, the youngest priest was still around and gave him eye witness material, and parts of his recollection didn't match the diary events. The boy, now a married man in his forties, was never approached for the book.

Robbie flobbed on everyone's faces, even when his eyes were closed and he was thrashing about the bed, he hit his target every time; the author made a big deal of this, along with the volume of phlegm itself. When I was 13 I was full of flob, and could hit our cat across the room with 95% accuracy.

There was no head turning, projectile green vomit, levitation etc. The voices - said to be the deveel himself - and the sratches that appear on him can be explained as acting, and no-one in the room ever thought to check under the boy's fingernails for flesh after these scratches appeared.

I just finished the Mothman Prophecies, a much better read, and de-bunking those events seems to be a lot more difficult

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Thanks flipflop, Mothman Prophecies is on the list.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:45 pm

People who want to experience it but can't can get really frustrated with it and tend to write it off. White people tend to have denser vehicles plus their secularized cultural conditioning can create a roadblock. They insist on mechanical explanations but the framework is invisible.

Certain traditions offer ways to gradually see the invisible. Traditions that various authorities over the ages have attacked. Some are born to see it from the get go.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby nowonmai » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:59 pm

flipflop wrote: When I was 13 I was full of jism, and could hit our cat across the room with 95% accuracy.
Cheers


Fixed to correct the record.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue May 01, 2012 12:09 am

Hail to the Demon Semen.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby nowonmai » Tue May 01, 2012 12:51 am

Sri Lanky wrote:Hail to the Demon Semen.


You try telling that to Tiddles.

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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby Mikethehack » Tue May 01, 2012 8:41 pm

nowonmai wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:Hail to the Demon Semen.


You try telling that to Tiddles.

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That looks like the last time Rickshaw was hosed down.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby shivers » Thu May 03, 2012 4:35 am

No wonder he's so cranky.
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Re: Exorcism anyone?

Postby nowonmai » Fri May 04, 2012 12:29 am

shivers wrote:No wonder he's so cranky.


All he needs is a massage with a happy ending, obviously while he has his undercracks stuffed in his cakehole and a carrot up his arse.
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