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Hippies and Witches

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon May 21, 2012 5:19 pm

Went to a "witch gathering" in England. It was alright. People were dressed up as wizards and witches and playfully threatening to put a spell on you. I bet the only real witch there was some 7 year old kid pissed at their parents for bringing them there. Of course you had a band set up shop using it for an opportunity to bash America and it's evil violence. F-u-c-k-i-n-g hippies. When you can change your inner reality who gives a fuck about the outer and the thinking that...you have to scream for change. The hippies should stick to the folk festivals and leave the occult stuff to others.

...and some smart-ass asked me when I would be having astral-plane-sex with the Goddess of Minerva. No need to exchange numbers.
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Postby el3so » Mon May 21, 2012 5:45 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:some smart-ass asked me when I would be having astral-plane-sex with the Goddess of Minerva.

Well, better luck next time I guess.
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby Mikethehack » Mon May 21, 2012 6:26 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:...and some smart-ass asked me when I would be having astral-plane-sex with the Goddess of Minerva. No need to exchange numbers.


You could at least have tried it first and let the family here know what it was like. Where's your sense of adventure?
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby gnaruki » Mon May 21, 2012 7:47 pm

Maybe this is more up your alley>

http://faerieworlds.com/

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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby coldharvest » Tue May 22, 2012 5:15 am

Sri Lanky wrote:...and some smart-ass asked me when I would be having astral-plane-sex with the Goddess of Minerva. No need to exchange numbers.

now you know why I stayed home
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue May 22, 2012 12:15 pm

Yes
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue May 22, 2012 12:47 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:...and some smart-ass asked me when I would be having astral-plane-sex with the Goddess of Minerva. No need to exchange numbers.


Well Golum, you evil one. You should have snuck up and slipped away with herer, her, yeah.
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue May 22, 2012 1:36 pm

That damn Pink Floyd kept interfering with my intentions.
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue May 22, 2012 1:38 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:That damn Pink Floyd kept interfering with my intentions.


See what happens when you dabble in prog rock?
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby Fansy » Wed May 23, 2012 6:48 pm

this place is more like the tinfoil DICK cafe
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby shivers » Wed May 23, 2012 6:59 pm

And to think people got upset when I talked about butt secks here.
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Re: Hippies and Witches

Postby coldharvest » Wed May 23, 2012 7:29 pm

shivers wrote:And to think people got upset when I talked about butt secks here.

not me
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