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Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby Devlin » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:16 pm

Could Hugo already be dead ? Weekend at Hugo's ? Anyone ?
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Re: Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby Devlin » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:19 pm

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Re: Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby coldharvest » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:54 pm

Devlin wrote:Could Hugo already be dead ? Weekend at Hugo's ? Anyone ?

yeah, I figure he's kacked it
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby AztecDave » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:32 pm

i think he's juiced up with whatever is keepin' castro "alive."
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Re: Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:50 pm

Yeah, I think he's dead or well on the way there. Bummer. I was watching some Miami Venezuelans on a talk show discussing how "even the opposition in Venezuela has a vested interest in keeping up appearances that he's alive" because of stability, stock markets, oil, etc. At least for a while. Which means the USA, which backs Venezuela's political opposition very delicately, lest the oil supplies be fucked with, is also going to avoid any official speculation. If there's no one in power there (or in Miami) who wants to call the emperor out for wearing no clothes, well, no one's going to do so (other than the rumor mill, aka Twitter).

But Fidel's always very careful to pose for photo ops periodically, particularly when people are speculating about his death.

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With a newspaper, so people have "proof" (as much as is possible in a photoshopped world)
that the pic of him is current.

And his people would be pumping Hugo up with steroids and painkillers for the same purpose.... if it were possible. So clearly it's not, Hugo's too far gone to even do a photo shoot in a track suit. *le sigh*


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Re: Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby nowonmai » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:14 pm

Feed im to the pigs 'arold.
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Re: Hugo Chavez already dead ?

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:35 pm

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For more pics (with wig, makeup, and newspaper per Fidel's ejemplo): http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/fe ... ugo-chavez

And, he's back! And alive. More or less.

CARACAS -- Joyful supporters of Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez crowded outside a military hospital in the capital Monday after the cancer-stricken leader's surprise return from Cuba where he had undergone a fourth operation more than two months ago.

Chávez arrived at Caracas International Airport at 2:30 a.m. and was immediately whisked to the heavily guard Carlos Arvelo hospital.

"We have arrived again to Venezuela," Chávez tweeted upon arrival. "Thank God. Thanks to my beloved country."
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