Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:25 pm

If your intent is to manifest loads of money used to educate women in ways that prevent them from being hos or save them from being hos...and you buy guns for them with that money for their own protection, then you may have your wish granted. You may keep only 0.5% of the cash...to maintain your internet use...so you can continue to flood us with your infinite knowledge and wisdom, sir.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:35 pm

3 out of the 20 in the sample group are Indigos. Indigos are people who will automatically resonate with Keylontic knowledge.
Interesting that the last 2 individuals I've met on the Flag are Indigos..coincidence?
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:39 pm

Now I'm interested in knowing who is perhaps part Zeta Recticuli or who has a bunch of them clinging to their auras. I've had a few removed.

...and by Zeta I don't mean Mexican gangbangers.

...and by auras I don't mean arse.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby nowonmai » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:14 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:If your intent is to manifest loads of money used to educate women in ways that prevent them from being hos or save them from being hos...and you buy guns for them with that money for their own protection, then you may have your wish granted. You may keep only 0.5% of the cash...to maintain your internet use...so you can continue to flood us with your infinite knowledge and wisdom, sir.


WTF, 0.5% and I gotta save them all? People can only save themselves as you well know.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Fansy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:02 pm

indigos dont exist
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Postby el3so » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:47 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:Interesting that the last 2 individuals I've met on the Flag are Indigos..coincidence?

Yo Sri, I know I ain't as tall as you big man, but did you just call me a smurf?
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:36 am

"Indigos don't exist"

Almost all of us have forgotten what we actually are. The biggest mission is re-membering.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:33 am

I'll do the Zeta thing once I get back to my "technology". They can actually steal someone's chakras...especially attacking those that are for the light.

There are some here who are dark and...aware that they are.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Fansy » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:51 pm

are you a scientologist now? or is this your own flavor of crazy.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby coldharvest » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:10 pm

Fansy wrote:are you a scientologist now? or is this your own flavor of crazy.

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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby friendlyskies » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:13 pm

Wait, wot??? I'm mostly human? I call bullshit on that.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:30 am

Yes but you may be loaded with Zetas. (Isn't that how you got pregnant?) ; )

I'm going to do 2 parts; one for the "bodies" and then one for the auras of the individuals in the sample group.

...in a few days.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:04 pm

I'm pretty sure my husband is an alien. Maybe the same kind I am, we both have the same mutant rib cage (neither of us has ever seen another one) and now the kid has it, too. What alien species has huge, protruding rib cages?
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:33 am

It turns out that 2 members of the sample group have well above the median. One has 13 Zetas in their body and 15 in their aura. The other has 2 in their body and 18 in their aura. Generally the more you have the more they are trying to shut you down...which means you are shedding light. So it makes sense that these two members would be getting attacked. I would say the average was 0 or 1 in their body and 10 or 11 in their aura.

One member,of the sample group,has only 1 Zeta in their aura (and 0 in their body). I think this person IS a Zeta.

Anyways ,those were the extremes.

Zetas can be removed.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Woodsman » Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:41 pm

friendlyskies wrote:What alien species has huge, protruding rib cages?


The kind that needs a sandwich.

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