Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Woodsman » Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:50 pm

Hey I am going to build a UFO so we can start anal probing the aliens.

Because all work and no probe make Jack a dull boy.

Anyone who wants to fund this please send your money to my fund:

Woodsman's UFO fund
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:54 pm

C'mon. This is serious.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby friendlyskies » Wed May 01, 2013 12:12 am

How do you get rid of zetas? I don't want them sucking up my light, nasty little creatures.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby nowonmai » Wed May 01, 2013 7:37 am

Woodsman wrote:Hey I am going to build a UFO so we can start anal probing the aliens.


You don't need a UFO, Lanky and JITW have been anal probing aliens for years.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Wed May 01, 2013 6:07 pm

"How do you get rid of Zetas?"

With intent and sacred geometry.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby friendlyskies » Thu May 02, 2013 5:56 pm

Sri Lanky wrote:"How do you get rid of Zetas?"

With intent and sacred geometry.


Well that was helpful.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri May 03, 2013 1:05 am

It is.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun May 12, 2013 11:54 am

The geometry amplifies the intent.

The mind is the director of frequency
and the body is the conduit for which the directed frequency flows.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Dangerwolf » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:00 am

Stuart Wilde would've been impressed.... However, in light of the Canadian Prime Ministers recent public acknowledgment, I believe my personal ET DNA will likely be done by the Aliens themselves. Ha
I submit to you ; http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg7QpWyY0K0
Please show me what you believe my DNA might consist of.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:10 pm

Well Mr. Dangerwolf, with all due respect, you have had 81% of your keylon codes (ET DNA) activated and you are of Arcturian descent. Pleiadians are not as active as Arcturians are on this planet. Arcturians are working with the military establishment. Pleiadians are about bringing peace...as are Arcturians but Arcturians are destroyers as well..in a good way.

You are or have been many things here,Dangerwolf. I am impressed. You are a younger soul than I but an older one than flipflop.

Extradimensional beings (ET's) have been in contact with you for about 8 years...one year longer than I though I have only been conscious of this for not even a year. Then all of a sudden..........
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Fansy » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:35 am

sri lanky please describe your technique. i want to be entertained.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:47 pm

You use the energy of the crystalline grid of the Earth. As more of your keylon codes are activated you yourself become more crystalline and are able to connect with the Earth more intensely.

You can get to a point where you can consciously change your DNA...because everything is consciousness.

For example the percentage of my keylon codes activated has increased from 67% to 71% since this thread began.

Fansy,the percentage of your keylon codes activated is at 26% right now. That is a slight increase or else it just means my first check was slightly off.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Fansy » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:04 pm

how does one access/assess the crystalline grid of the earth. like imagine i'm sitting on my ass having a glass of south african rose with my shitty laptop on my lap...what would be a functional definition to guide me from couch potato to crystalline assayer. for example, would step 1 require me putting the laptop aside, or can i just do it right here in microsoft word or something.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Fansy » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:05 pm

Fansy wrote:how does one access/assess the crystalline grid of the earth. like imagine i'm sitting on my ass having a glass of south african rose with my shitty laptop on my lap...what would be a functional definition to guide me from couch potato to crystalline assayer. for example, would step 1 require me putting the laptop aside, or can i just do it right here in microsoft word or something.


EDIT: i also have excel if color-coded calculations would facilitate things.
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Re: Something Weird: Extraterrestrial DNA Percentages

Postby Sri Lanky » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:15 pm

I don't know.

An energy grid can apparently hold many realities or dimensions. Dimensions overlap. We are extradimensional beings with parts of ourselves in various dimensions (and not necessarily all in this solar system). Some say 4 or 5, some say infinite. Who knows?

Apparently we can access these other parts of ourselves (as well as other beings in these higher dimensions). Right now I am using my higher self,my dead friend's (God bless her) higher self, and God the Creator...to access information.

I think, Fansy, that these things just happen...but only in certain lifetimes. The whole purpose of this is for our souls to have a variety of experiences in order to learn and expand. In this lifetime...I was zapped. A lot of souls have been in this "time" but also a lot of souls want to leave Earth at this time as well. It's too much. This is a special time. Energy alignments are opening doors between dimensions.

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