Poll: Who is REALLY behind the bombing of Syria

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Who is the evil genius manipulating the USA into a war with Syria?

1. Obama, duh. Occam's Razor.
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7%
2. Israel, duh. Dirty Jews and their Jew gold, they need water, Hezbollah, don't call me anti-Semetic just because I choose this either!
1
7%
3. Saudi Arabia, duh. They want Sunni hegemony in the Middle East and this is just another in a long line of false flags (including 9/11) designed to trick the USA into doing their fighting for them.
2
14%
4. Qatar, duh. The propaganda machine tricked us into getting rid of Gaddafi for them, now they think they can do the same with ASS-ad. And they're probably correct.
1
7%
5. Assad used chemical weapons, it's his own fucking fault. Jesus, friendlyskies, why does everything have to be a conspiracy with you?
2
14%
6. Big Oil, duh. Yeah, Syria may not have oil, but it's the lynchpin of the Middle East and throwing it into the chaos of Sunni-led rebel rule makes the big enchilada, Iran, that much easier a target.
1
7%
7. The Neocons, duh. They've wanted Iran sooo badly, for so long, that the mere mention of a shish-kebob will send New American Century's board of directors into a simultaneous orgasm. Syria is another of the long-planned stepping stones toward this goal.
2
14%
8. The Illuminati, duh: Assad wasn't playing ball with the New World Order, and we frown on that sort of thing. Adios, Assad.
2
14%
9. Other (please explain below).
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14%
 
Total votes : 14

Poll: Who is REALLY behind the bombing of Syria

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:49 pm

Who hasn't had their tin foil hat go on high alert since the recent "let's bomb Syria" push started? Mine's pinging like a Geiger counter at a Tokyo seafood market.

Seriously, two years into a civil war, we finally decide that Assad's got to go? Never mind the Stratfor leaks, or the old Wesley Clark Video, saying that we've been planning this since, well, forever - that never gets mentioned by the "news" shows. Never mind the million$ pumped into the "rebels," really mercenaries, by Qatar and Saudi Arabia since the get-go. Never mind that Libya has gone to absolute shit but doesn't merit a mention on any of those ghastly fake morning news shows. Never mind the fact that between 70% and 90% of USAmericans are opposed to going to war in Syria. We've got to do this!!!

What's your best guess as to why? Choose up to three.
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Re: Poll: Who is REALLY behind the bombing of Syria

Postby SRR » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:08 pm

This is in fact easily explained by the latent trans-dimensionalism of the Gates of Damascus.

Given that wormholes do exist within our terrestrial boundaries and that the gates of Damascus were manufactured specifically to transport travellers between Jerusalem and Damascus this uproar around Damascus is a regional oscillation of the interdimensional properties of the route from Jerusalem to Damascus.

To harness such a potent method of transportation will take decades of efforts and improvements in our scientific knowledge but also ensuring security of the site. Thus and therefore conflict has occured to secure the region that the Damascus gate leads to in anticipation of its trans-dimensional travelling properties. Decades from now we may be subject to a media whirlwind as specific "select" teams delve deeper below Damascus to discover this interdimensional transportational method (if indeed we are notified of its use at all); at such an event, it is hoped by individuals within the Illuminati, that access to its use can be consistently secured for extended periods of time (no less than centuries).

The potential economic impact is debatable at this point however in the future moving goods and individuals to the interstellar colonies already populated by Illuminati faithful will become more critical as their projects here on Earth stabilize or come to an end. Nonetheless while the desire to "bomb" Syria regurgitates itself in fits and starts from various present-time nation states, subconciously the true Illuminatus understand the essence of the situation, and ensuring that such casualties are used to create an atmosphere of instability whereaswhich such subterranean work can occur, often contracted out to subsidiaries of American firms doing business from Libya or Iran however not necessarily so; what we must remember is that as this gate becomes more apparent, and the areas around Damascus become more open to "rebuilding" per se, the sooner the Illuminatus will tire of this planet and move to the next. What that means for "human" civilization as a whole is anyone's guess; we can only hope it doesn't delay the next production season of Arrested Development. Those were truly dark years.
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Re: Poll: Who is REALLY behind the bombing of Syria

Postby nowonmai » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:07 pm

Fear Honour Interest.

Ticks all the boxes. No evil geniuses required.
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Re: Poll: Who is REALLY behind the bombing of Syria

Postby friendlyskies » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:59 pm

SRR wrote:This is in fact easily explained by the latent trans-dimensionalism of the Gates of Damascus.

Given that wormholes do exist within our terrestrial boundaries and that the gates of Damascus were manufactured specifically to transport travellers between Jerusalem and Damascus this uproar around Damascus is a regional oscillation of the interdimensional properties of the route from Jerusalem to Damascus.

To harness such a potent method of transportation will take decades of efforts and improvements in our scientific knowledge but also ensuring security of the site. Thus and therefore conflict has occured to secure the region that the Damascus gate leads to in anticipation of its trans-dimensional travelling properties. Decades from now we may be subject to a media whirlwind as specific "select" teams delve deeper below Damascus to discover this interdimensional transportational method (if indeed we are notified of its use at all); at such an event, it is hoped by individuals within the Illuminati, that access to its use can be consistently secured for extended periods of time (no less than centuries).

The potential economic impact is debatable at this point however in the future moving goods and individuals to the interstellar colonies already populated by Illuminati faithful will become more critical as their projects here on Earth stabilize or come to an end. Nonetheless while the desire to "bomb" Syria regurgitates itself in fits and starts from various present-time nation states, subconciously the true Illuminatus understand the essence of the situation, and ensuring that such casualties are used to create an atmosphere of instability whereaswhich such subterranean work can occur, often contracted out to subsidiaries of American firms doing business from Libya or Iran however not necessarily so; what we must remember is that as this gate becomes more apparent, and the areas around Damascus become more open to "rebuilding" per se, the sooner the Illuminatus will tire of this planet and move to the next. What that means for "human" civilization as a whole is anyone's guess; we can only hope it doesn't delay the next production season of Arrested Development. Those were truly dark years.


This is first explanation I've heard that actually makes sense, especially since the reconstruction of Damascus Gate was completed in 2011.... EXACTLY the same time that the "rebels" started fighting back against Assad's brutal crackdown on the protesters. CONNECT THE DOTS SHEEPLE.

Although, after reading the natterings of the Used Car Salesman of the Bible, Paul, I suspect that it is a little less "Stargate" and more "Yog Sothoth." Like Paul, who didn't want to be Christian until he figured out a way to make some money off of it, the Neocons obviously serve the Olde Ones. Hence their mad and pestilent desire to modify the Earth's modern climate back into the thick, repulsive, blanket of steaming filth that was our planet's ancient and oppressive atmosphere, when Cthulu and his drooling, jibbering minions ruled without opposition over all the fearful vermin that scuttled about on the moist and heat-blackened soil. I suppose Damascus Gate is some kind of portal for their inevitable return, and then Wee Willy Crystal will be invested with all the vile and ignoble power of his Masters, and finally have his revenge against the strong and healthy human beings who tortured him back in grade school.

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Re: Poll: Who is REALLY behind the bombing of Syria

Postby swirusek » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:55 am

Portals to different dimnsions? Aliens? Cthulu? That is to much for me. I think that whole war in Syria is made by weapon industry.
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