Paris Predictions

[ROB]

as I said...

[el3so]

greetings from terror-ridden ol' Europe! j/k

I remember there was some hubbub after the charlie hebdo incident, lots of youngsters of the tan and a certain monotheistic persuasion apparently thinking the cop getting shot didn't bleed enough.
So of course Mossad did it.
To give the religion of peace a bad name.
I guess.

Always wondered why no-one in the media asked that Charlie Hebdo colleague that let them bad guys in YET somehow survived how the fück she lives with herself.

eagles of "death metal" just summoned some folks from another dimension.

LOL
Newspapers did those collage things with the victims' pics and some personal info they always do but let's face it, it was mostly (a) French (b) hipsters.
Guess it's still news if someone other than name- and faceless third worlders get the short end of the stick. Reminded me why I never got on board the social media sites.

Funny thing is the eagles of death metal singer supposedly believes the security was somehow in on it.
And that the K/D ratio would have been a lot lower if people in the public would have been concealed or not carrying.

You stayed over here SRR so you know the second part is what sticks in the Bataclan crowd's crow most ;-)

I can vouch that the Brussels thing and aftermath is due to i̶n̶c̶o̶m̶p̶e̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ an overworked and understaffed state apparatus trying it's best to adapt to emerging trends in the digital century.

Glad they have those captured Muslim dudes in prison. All shacking together. Given time (reduced for good behaviour) surely they will come to see the folly of their ways.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySm8fXlYoTE [/video]
Another incident but it shows both how I start (0:22) and end (0:44) in every FPS ever.
No respawn IRL though. Life is good living in the sticks.

[el3so]

still no edit, yorick would be proud


Other incident.

[flipflop]

10 out of 10 for the Jihadi death roll

Cheers

[nowonmai]

10 out of 10 for the Jihadi death roll

Cheers

Reminded me of a well shot driven boar. Not many hunters among those cops though, he got too far, and the weaponry was more popgun than drop a big one at speed. Coppers need to upgun.

[flipflop]

Probably all 9mm

Cheers

[nowonmai]

old school but a Thompson with 100 round drum magazine would have enabled one copper to do the job on his own. If he had to have an oppo I'd give him a Saiga.

[el3so]

Guess I was mistaken in thinking the terrorist bumped into the glass sliding doors with his left shoulder/side.

Probably all 9mm

Scoff all you want esp in these here post-truth times, but this article on a report claims the "big shootout in Saint-Denis (november 2015, 10 months afterwards)" it was friendly fire that claimed the life of that k9. Some law enforcers got shot up to.

Ballistics lab says the bad guys fired 11 bullets and only a single handgun was found on the scene.

3 bad guys got "mettre hors d'état de nuire" (yeah, it's "mis..." but still, double-speak at it's finest) though so it's all good.

[el3so]

Hell, might as well admit I am drunk posting and, yes, this should be in "rants, humor etc..." and,s sure, after this I'll be on a couple more watchlists but here goes...

How come none of these terrorist attacks have been playing the digitalmedia?

There have been plenty of hostage situations, most people have smart phones and can upload live feed, how come no-one has been making demands and slitting throats every 10 or so minutes to a live audience? Back in the day, you required a news crew and people already watching tv which all things considered was relatively easy for governmenrts to censure.

If there truly is no real-politik end goal (a caliphate in the Levant, Saudi-Arabia succeeding in theological outreach) and shock value/demonstrating the impotence of the state is but an afterthought so it's less of a propaganda of the deed and more like semi-organised suicides by cop or spree killings, what purpose do these people think they are serving?

If it's an afterlife with 72 virgins and/or lashing out in anger, this sh!t doesn't have much of a future other than eventual further ostricisastion of extremists. Like happened in Algeria.

[rickshaw92]

I am drunk posting

If we did not do this collectively, the Flag would be like the Thorn Tree. Good on ya mate!

[el3so]

the Flag would be like the Thorn Tree.

I remember trolling them as a Muslim asking about the diff between FGM and my GF getting a clit piercing. Talk about salt.