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I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby executiveout » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:56 am

If anyone wants to ever say something to me/about me/against me/whatever...feel free.... useful or not, this would be the place!

Not imagining for a moment that there would be a flurry of responses, I'll check by every so often to see if you need an answer... (or a kick in the mouth)
My own first post is really quite mundane but it concerns RYP's DPX Gear shop.
Dunno if it sells stock but if I had money and it did, that's where I would spend it.

WHY: Let's just say that the hour that many people have been dreaming about, has finally dawned...is actually about to dawn.

If you can't afford to buy stock in the company (That's me)...STOCK UP on the goodies that will make your life worth a slight bit more difficult to take!
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Re: I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby executiveout » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:13 am

https://fatmilton.wordpress.com/chapter-1-revenge/
Entertainment for the bored!
Advice, comments, criticism...anything you want to add?
All welcome
Price of admission: 1 open mind
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Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:05 am

You really are an attention whore that's bigger than mach ain't ya?
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby executiveout » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:18 am

rickshaw92 wrote:You really are an attention whore that's bigger than mach ain't ya?

Not knowing 'Mach", all I can do is humbly thank you for complying ;-)
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Postby snaark » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:22 pm

Nothing livens this place up like having a new monkey to throw peanuts at.
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Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:51 pm

snaark wrote:Nothing livens this place up like having a new monkey to throw peanuts at.



Aint that the truth!
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby executiveout » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:32 am

snaark wrote:Nothing livens this place up like having a new monkey to throw peanuts at.

Oooops...sorry snaark...
The peanut almost hit you in the eye there!
and fuckyouverymuch for your clever comment :-)
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Postby executiveout » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:50 am

Knowing full well that there is not a reader here who will understand wtf I write about, I nevertheless place my latest attention-hungry-pity-beer-swigging-whore production before your ever-so-fucking-deserving feet.

https://fatmilton.wordpress.com/chapter-43-i-am-not-me/

Bowing a thousand times and retreating backwards, I exit again and apologize in 7 languages for the interruptions to your daily self-induced-delusions-of-grandeur-and-opinions-of-importance activities

My trembling-and-unworthy-to-bask-in-the-smell-of-your-undeniably-cheap-aftershave-smell-self is really only here on earth to entertain your American-because-your-cocksucking-dad-fucked-a-crack-whore-there senses of reality!
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Re: I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby executiveout » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:53 am

...try saying THAT without a breath inbetween!
The result will have me smile...a just reward for your demise!
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Postby executiveout » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:30 am

BREAKING NEWS!

Secretly snapped photo of a [unnamed] BFC member! This is unbelievable, where did they get this?
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Postby executiveout » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:37 am

GOOD MORNING COLDFEET!

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Can you come out and play?
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Re: I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby ThaGrifsta » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:39 am

executiveout wrote:My trembling-and-unworthy-to-bask-in-the-smell-of-your-undeniably-cheap-aftershave-smell-self is really only here on earth to entertain your American-because-your-cocksucking-dad-fucked-a-crack-whore-there senses of reality!


Are the fumes from your unwashed underwear affecting your reasoning? Why else would you assume all readers of this site are American?
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Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:40 am

Holy fuckin mach award batman!!!!!!!
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Re: I want my own topic because I am too lazy to scroll

Postby executiveout » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:44 am

ThaGrifsta wrote:Are the fumes from your unwashed underwear affecting your reasoning? Why else would you assume all readers of this blog are American?


mmm...very very true...and my apologies are in order!
There have been a few that showed some signs of intelligent life. Yourself not being one of them!

Look where I am pointing!
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Postby ThaGrifsta » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:49 am

executiveout wrote:Look where I am pointing!
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