The Donald Trump & Space Aliens Megathread

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The Donald Trump & Space Aliens Megathread

Postby SRR » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:38 am

The Donald Trump & Space Aliens Megathread

Even aside from the hair, we have to wonder about alien mind-control devices that the media has fostered over the past year using secret-lizard Hillary's advanced technologies... except somehow, for some reason, these mind control devices made die-hard democrat supporters super lazy and they failed to get out and vote.

Sure, shit happens really, but now we have gone through that wormhole where the world is upside down, the Cubs won the world series, Canada elected a nice hairpiece for head of state, and a year later so did the Americans. None of this seems rational anymore, which points outwards to the skies.

Hell that Musk guy keeps prattling on and on and on aboat Mars, and why is that really? Legacy, continuing the species, crap like that? Hell us hairless apes couldn't care less if it digs into our hookers and weed habits. Perhaps the mothership is finally convincing us that we need this interplanetary transport link?

I am, of course, not the first to speculate as such. In fact it's been an overarching theme of the campaign that those who are "out there" (you know, as in not within the orbital confines of this earth) may be influencing things.

Case in point: We can be sure that Trump does not become President as the aliens never intended him to do so.

And nonetheless we can already verify the Mars connection.

Of course the feminists and Social Justice Warriors shall vehemently deny such plans, but we all know the Truth: Trump is the last barrier between us and an intergalactic war that The Lizards, led by Hillary, were planning. That she lost the election guarantees extraterrestrial violence. Shit just got real; which great hairpiece shall win?
"May these times be the stone that sharpens our steel." - السيد الحصاد
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Re: The Donald Trump & Space Aliens Megathread

Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:03 am

Have you been watching V?
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Re: The Donald Trump & Space Aliens Megathread

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:24 pm

It's happening. The Electoral College just asked for an intelligence briefing about Russian interference in the election. Which means the CIA - which is pretty much an election-fixing organization - gets full control over their little hearts and minds.
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Re: The Donald Trump & Space Aliens Megathread

Postby nowonmai » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:17 pm

friendlyskies wrote:It's happening. The Electoral College just asked for an intelligence briefing about Russian interference in the election. Which means the CIA - which is pretty much an election-fixing organization - gets full control over their little hearts and minds.


Attempted election fixing. Not much evidence of successful election fixing lately. They can't keep up with the cool kids.
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