Remote Viewing Monks Say Aliens Will Save Earth

[Piggs]

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012

That is because it is the end of an "Age" and the age of Aquarius begins.

Jose Arguelles discovered a system of cycles based on the ancient Mayan calendar and determined that the year 2012 would be the end of the 396 year Baktun of the Transformation of Matter, the collapse of global civilization with a following era of information and crystal-solar technology and galactic synchronization.

The Egyptians believed in this sort of thing too

[fgmsociety]

I buy all this stuff, I see too many people thinking the same way, sort of a group consiousness rising. What I want to know now is should I give up trying to make my credit rating good again, or is it even going to matter. I'm going to hold off paying my student loan in the hopes that those records get destroyed in 2012, who knows maybe these advanced beings will still consider me a viable member of society even though the bank doesnt. Hell, maybe I should rack up a bigger debt and get a new car and furniture for Christmas! hahah..........Merry Christmas everyone!

[janjaweed]

God actually invented Visa, Mastercard and Diner's Club. If any of these companies are hounding you for money, you're going straight to hell. Satan invented debit.

[zedminster]

damn, only six more years and all that's going to be left is me, my underground stockpile of canned food, cocaroaches, and one out of every hundred motorcyclists.

It's gonna be fun.

[el3so]

Less than 3 years by now...

[Caliban]

Less than 3 years by now...

Fuck me and I just re-mortgaged.

[el3so]

Continuing ze countdown.

[coldharvest]

I sincerely hope the world does go to shit.....my children will enjoy ruling England.

[Sri Lanky]

Where is goat anyways? Haven't heard from him since that hunting trip in the Mighty Manitoba.

[coldharvest]

Where is goat anyways? Haven't heard from him since that hunting trip in the Mighty Manitoba.

I'm sure after vomiting continuously on his screen over Penta's posts that he quit for good.....he was funny and is missed.

[el3so]

he (...) is missed

Take

and add

Mix with

and accessorise with

The mental picture you have composited by now is not even half as awesome as goatballs.
Yes. I miss him too.

[Penta]

I'm sure after vomiting continuously on his screen over Penta's posts that he quit for good.....he was funny and is missed.

I've been holding fire. I see you won't hold yours.

"Pedantic Hateful Bitch"? When someone should know better, certainly. Of course, you can only be pedantic when you know whereof you speak. I see you still haven't grasped the difference between continuous and continual.

I demens! et saevas curre per Alpes, Ut pueris placeas et declamatio fias.

Go, climb the rugged Alps, ambitious fool,
To please the boys, and be a theme at school.

Here's some more Dryden on Juvenal:
How easie is it to call Rogue and Villain, and that wittily! But how hard to make a Man appear a Fool, a Blockhead, or a Knave, without using any of those opprobrious terms! ... there is still a vast difference betwixt the slovenly Butchering of a Man, and the fineness of a stroke that separates the Head from the Body, and leaves it standing in its place.

[el3so]

"Pedantic Hateful Bitch"?

[Penta]

I couldn't agree more.

[Sri Lanky]

You are a force of nature,Penta. Mother Nature herself.