I only have one watch (it's not as if I change them everyday like underwear or anything) and it's a cheap Casio that, just like a Rolex, tells the time. It's waterproof (so I can wear it in the shower), has a light and large numbers that give me the precise time. No fancy or confusing dials, just the time, day and date.
No fancy watches, rings or phones to show off with (I don't have a watch for 'special occasions' or to get laid. I just use my watch to tell the time-what else is it for?)
I'm not really a proper reporter, due to the chronic lack of discipline, negligible attention span, and a certain juvenile difficulty taking serious things seriously.