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Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:39 am

I need ideas for my new line of Hostile Environment Survival Sarongs. So far all I have is black.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby coldharvest » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:57 am

Ultra Swain wrote:I need ideas for my new line of Hostile Environment Survival Sarongs. So far all I have is black.

camo?
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:00 am

I was thinking sewn in wire garrote, molle straps, but it needs something sexier, I mean its crotchless already, so tough order I know.
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Woodsman » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:41 pm

I would check with this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGzHCTadGA
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:14 pm

Ultra Swain wrote:I need ideas for my new line of Hostile Environment Survival Sarongs. So far all I have is black.


I cant wait to see the tactical flip flops to match.
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby diamondcutter13 » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:19 am

FDE is the new black
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby zuluninja » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:46 pm

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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Q » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:49 pm

Don't forget a place for the rice wine bladder.
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby lok8 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:17 am

Bail out belt w/ a bitch strap would be a nice touch
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:58 am

I actually spent time on this, mostly late at night waiting for the baby to go to sleep but what I ended up putting together looked disastrously close to this.
The dreaded Utilikilt
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Woodsman » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:35 pm

Ultra Swain wrote:Image


This is the facebook profile picture we have been envisioning for you sir.
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby marie-angelique » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:44 am

what's a wrong with this pic
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby svizzerams » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:39 pm

a utilikilt should never be worn with sandals. The boots are a stronger fashion statement.
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:04 pm

svizzerams wrote:a utilikilt should never be worn


fixed that for ya,
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Re: Tactical Sarong Specs

Postby Mikethehack » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:08 pm

Get with the program, Ultra, and wear the cilice (keeping lustful Irish urges in check for thousands of years)
Frankly, I don't think you are man enough.

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