what if the nazis won the war?

[jstalin]

Palestine would be a large peaceful country perhaps. Interest rates globally would be about 1% (with no Jews around)

US military uniforms would be a nice Black and Silver designed by Hugo Boss.

The youth of today would all wear combat boots and black goth clothes and listen to to industrial metal (eeeeeeeeee! )

There would be no Rap music.

David Hasselhoff would be the great global Führer.

We'll all die of starvation eating sourkraut urg!

Everyone would great at soccer and drive a BMW or Porsche.

Comedy would be a thing of the past.

Scat and Latex porn would be on prime time TV.

Did I miss anything? Maybe not such a better place!

[coldharvest]

Did I miss anything?

Yeah, your appointment at the neurologists.....better you should muse on things like, what if your dad grew tits or How does coldharvest feel about things and how can I enhance or facilitate that for him?

[snaark]

You thought all this up yourself?

Have you ever been to Germany jstalin?

[jstalin]

You thought all this up yourself?

Have you ever been to Germany jstalin?

Yes I have, born in Hamburg, raised in Canada.

[snaark]

You thought all this up yourself?

Have you ever been to Germany jstalin?

Yes I have, born in Hamburg, raised in Canada.

Then you should bloody well know better!

[Jonno]

I hate canada and nazi's...

[ROB]

I hate canada and nazi's...

At least you got it in the right order, sir!

[Dabbi]

Man in the high castle is a sci-fi novel about this.

North america is divided in half with the east part belonging to the germans and east to the japs, germany has plans for colonizing mars, africa is a wasteland with mountains made out of skeletons and lakes of chemicals, there is no tv, no internet and so forth.

The japs have built houses for the primitive people living in south america from natural resources and live by a strict code of honour and look at themselves as the caretakers of the people.

The man in the high castle is a writer that wrote a novel about how life would be if the allies won the second world war.

[coldharvest]

The man in the High Castle was written by Philip K. Dick

[jstalin]

sounds like an interesting book, I must check this out

[coldharvest]

The World according to Jones
is an excellent books as well by the same author

[el3so]

an excellent book as well by the same author

One in a kind writer, PK Dick was.

[el3so]

Regardless of the ubermensch BS I w'd pay monezy to hear Yorrick's comments on this book's cover...


Just stirrring tthe stew that sits in the cauldron that is the Tin-Foiled Hat Cafe.

no editing previous posts etc

[Sri Lanky]

Thank God they lost.

[friendlyskies]

I'm glad the Axis lost, as a big fan of both gay weddings and matzo ball soup. But I learned today that both Japan and Germany use more solar power, each, than the rest of the world combined (not including each other). The USA is in a very distant third.

Still, I'd rather have global warming, bagels and Gay Pride parades than none of the above.

And you know, if Hitler had made Bohr head of the nuke program instead of Heisenberg, they probably would have won. (Heisenberg's War is an awesome, awesome book on how the Germans lost.) The moral of that story? If you're sure that there's a master race, then it'll be obvious to everyone else that you aren't a part of it.