EMMASCULATION:German men not allowed to piss standing up...

[el3so]

and if one of those things started telling me... I'd just have to piss on it!

I guess it's pretty telling about us men that the percentaage of 'sprinkling' is vastly reduced by adding something "to aim at" in a urinal.
First saw it in toilet of a Dutch coffeeshop: a sticker of a fly smack in the middle of the bowl.

Guess it's one of those subconcious things...

[Bronco]

I can hit that little hole in the seat from 8 feet away!

[britneyfan97]

hey, lets hang little rings from the ceiling and se if we can pee through the rings, and into the toliet... marksmanship is everything!

[Tacos]

So the alarm only goes off when the seat is lifted? Then what keeps them from peeing while the seat is down? Sounds like their plan is going to backfire on them and they'll get even more piss on the seats.

[mamie]

............

[haganah]

The Johnson Smith company used to sell a game where you put little paper shiPs in the toilet bowl and scored every time you hit and sunk one. I suppose it could be done sitting down but you'd have to sort of do the 'tuck' thing.

[Piggs]

hey, lets hang little rings from the ceiling and se if we can pee through the rings, and into the toliet... marksmanship is everything!

What about a little target with a balloon at the top that fills up with air...
...much like the watergun races at carnivals?

[DawnC71]

Well damn maybe it should be an Olympic Sport then! Of course it would have to be in the Winter Olympics with the snow and all.

[j1334]

piss on the alarm. problem solved.