Lynne Cheney...one wierd woman.

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Lynne Cheney...one wierd woman.

Postby RYP » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:05 pm

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4.0 out of 5 stars Leaves you panting for more!, February 20, 2003
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This story of a Washington wife who leaves her powerful husband to join a womyn's commune is charged with the kind of eroticism you just don't expect from the Second Lady of the United States of America. I was amazed at how graphically Ms. Cheney details the commune's daily "massage classes" and their predictable free-for-all aftermaths, while at the same time delivering a devastating critique of phallocentric discourse in modern culture. I can't wait for the sequel, in which the Sisters declare war against the male-dominated multinational corporation that is threatening to foreclose on their commune. Four Stars!



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5.0 out of 5 stars Dick's Missus Knows How to Please, August 2, 2004
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In an age of loose cannons such as Teresa Heinz Kerry, it's refreshing to see a potential first lady such as Lynne Cheney create a novel sure to please everyone from fun loving fundamentalist Christians to plaid flannel dykes, from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine.
Sure, Lynne is married to handsome, virile and dashing Dick Cheney, but even wonderful Dick can get tedious at times.
Lynne proves that even the cutest red dress wearing Republican lady craves a little gal on gal action at times- and as long as the gals don't want to get married- who's to mind?
Lynne's book was said to inspire her daughter Mary to sing a favorite childhood song: "I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad."
I look forward to Lynne's new book she plans to write once her husband retires in November. I heard the working title is, "Ellen: Do to me what hubby told Leahy to do to himself."

By Victoria M. Helton "Opinionated voter" (Ventura, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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This is a stunning tale of a lonely young housewife's struggle with the temptations of unnatural love. Mrs. Cheney has written an engaging distraction from the horrors of a world gone amok. She offers all readers - from the doughy Lex Luthor reading by flashlight in his bunker, to the Hampton subscriber to "Women Loving Women Loving Women's Wear Daily" - a glimpse into a life so blessed that the worst experience the heroine suffers in her God-ordained life is the shame of posing publicly with her husband's boss's wife - the vicodin saturated woman with a five dollar facelift. AN ABSOLUTE JOY!
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Postby redharen » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:24 pm

Seriously?
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:49 pm

Seriously?

totally cereal
it made her daughter go completely Lesbo.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Postby jamesy » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:17 pm

that whole family is completely off the hook bizarre.

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Postby RYP » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:31 pm

Yes the muffin muncher is pregnant... through immaculate conception...

Love the deep symbolism of this pic.

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and this

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Wheres Ellen? Is this the new women in comfortable shoes look?

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Postby Wayne » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:59 pm

Why was it that, when Daddy Cheney was marching toward the Tomb of the Unknowns to lay the wreathe on TV this past weekend, my junior HS sense of humor kicked in and the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars started playing in my head?

Is is true that Lynne is 3x more vicious than hubby? 4th hand word has it that she was giving orders to military personnel in the bunker during the real-live action of 9.11.01.

Less than one year to go and this newest "long national nightmare ' will be over...and may give way to an even GREATER one...

Was that a lightsabre or a turkey baster?
Anyone but BO!
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Postby Caliban » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:32 pm

I liked her in "The Wolfman" though.....or was that her son Lynne Cheney Jnr
"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
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Postby jamesy » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:39 pm

RYP wrote:Yes the muffin muncher is pregnant... through immaculate conception...

Love the deep symbolism of this pic.

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We really need a caption contest for this pic.

"Lesbian Lynne Cheney chuckles as she realizes, acknowledges, and dutifully accepts her need for the male gender to cook muffins."

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Postby Caliban » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:45 pm

How about

Lincoln Memorial devastated by giant womans arse.
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Postby Kurt » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:39 pm

I cannot decide if the woman she is with looks more like Janet Reno or John Walsh from "Americas Most Wanted".
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Postby Caliban » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:52 pm

Yank wrote:Why was it that, when Daddy Cheney was marching toward the Tomb of the Unknowns to lay the wreathe on TV this past weekend, my junior HS sense of humor kicked in and the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars started playing in my head?



He is more like Rick Moranis in Spaceballs.

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"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?" Snoopy
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:54 pm

John Walsh from "Americas Most Wanted".

Damn that's it!!
That was scratching at me like a tick.
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Postby Caliban » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:08 am

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"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?" Snoopy
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Postby RYP » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:55 am

"Repulsed by the Phallic Symbolism of the Washington Monument, Bifurcated Flesh Warbler Cheney instead thinks of What Cleopatra's Vagina Must Have Been Like"
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Postby jamesy » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:20 am

"Lynne Cheney chortles while thinking to herself, 'Ah, yes. Men and their cute phallic symbols.' "
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