Awful beer.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Chimborazo » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:15 pm

Buzzsaw wrote:Good to see you're up early for slow-bowl batsman practice.

But in the spirit of a semi-witty retort, I'll go with

You're right, only like 85% of the total.


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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Buzzsaw » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:02 am

All of them said they were.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby michelle in alaska » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:43 am

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Hey!
Show some respect.
In certain parts of this state, this stuff is a staple.
They call it 'Vitamin R'.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby snaark » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:56 am

This one would be high on my list. Don't ever let anyone tell you that all German beers are good.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Swordsman » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:49 pm

snaark wrote:This one would be high on my list. Don't ever let anyone tell you that all German beers are good.

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It should have a picture of JFK on the bottle.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:40 pm

Tesco value lager, 4 tins for less than a quid. I much prefer sobority and I think that says alot.
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Postby justin » Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:45 pm

lightstalker wrote:Image



That's a damn fine beer.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:05 pm

Arrogant Bastard is tasty, now on the other hand this was our least favorite beer in Germany, we thought it was the worst compared to any other German brand.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby lightstalker » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:18 pm

A few nights back I had a rather awful encounter with this bilious concoction:


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The cartoon style lettering on the bottle doesn't leave much to be desired either.This is type of beer I would expect to get from a coupon cut from the back of a cereal box.

Fuckin puke.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby ExPatJack » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:37 pm

I work for a Restaurant chain that has a massive selection of beer. I've seen some excellent one and some God-awful ones. My general rule is the cooler the name of the beer, the worse it is. See Monty Python's Holy Grail as a start. What shit beer that was.
The most interesting beer I ever saw was this Jewish stuff called Hebrew. The slogan on the tap was "The Chosen Beer for the Chosen People". We took it off becasue no one bought it.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby lightstalker » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:00 pm

"The Chosen Beer for the Chosen People".


Lol..no wonder no one brought it.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Kurt » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:00 pm

lightstalker wrote:A few nights back I had a rather awful encounter with this bilious concoction:


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The cartoon style lettering on the bottle doesn't leave much to be desired either.This is type of beer I would expect to get from a coupon cut from the back of a cereal box.

Fuckin puke.


We call that Milwaukee's Beast.

You are sampling all the beers in the US that I stopped drinking after one sip.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby pontcanna » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:31 am

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For Canadians with long memories of "budget beer".
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby michelle in alaska » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:59 am

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby crotalus01 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:18 am

You folks still havent come up with beer worse than Cool Colt Menthol.
And thats saying something considering some of the third world shit beers in this thread.
I guess America gets Gold in the Worst Beer olympics...
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