The "SERBIAN ACTION"!!!! Enjoy!!!!

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Re: The "SERBIAN ACTION"!!!! Enjoy!!!!

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:45 pm

OneLungMcClung wrote:By God's tits! You made a funny joke, Donuts! We actually will be driving nissans and toyotas like th rest of the planet because they work better.


Indeed. There are only a few people who make shittier cars than we do, and the Russians are one of them.
"The terrain is just too wiley coyote for me to risk it. Slam into arch, rope breaks, in the distance as I plummet 'meep meep'" -Caliban
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Postby Chimborazo » Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:59 pm

I bet you're not too bad at ass driving either.
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Postby coldharvest » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:02 pm

Bradonja wrote:Image

that's quite the hairy cock-holster he's sporting
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Postby OneLungMcClung » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:00 pm

Bradonja wrote:BTW, My car for the shoping

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What is it?
Money Talks...
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Postby coldharvest » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:10 pm

American rides
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Slerbian rides





oh, wow, you don't make any....stupid slerb
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Postby coldharvest » Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:07 pm

I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:28 pm

Bradonja wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
I am not agricola!

sure you're not
http://comebackalive.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=42232


When you are planning to become The Human not to be just a Jankeeeee?

...when your folks learn to walk upright.
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:07 pm

Bradonja wrote:When you are planning to become The Human not to be just a Jankeeeee?

...when your folks learn to walk upright.[/quote]

Tipical cawboy. For you it is only Cawboyland. You did not deserve better.[/quote]
I thought your type liked cowboys?
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and Indians, cops, builders, bikers, squaddies,.....etc, etc
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nope

Postby el3so » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:42 pm

You'd think rattling the monkey's cage would get boring after the first 69 pages.
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Postby Chimborazo » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:27 pm

I had a Tommy Burger for lunch. It's a 1/3 lb beef patty topped with chili, cheese, onions and pickles. Is was good, but when I got back to work I had to take a massive Bradonja.
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Postby coldharvest » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:04 pm

Bradonja wrote:Сви скупа колко вас има пушите четнички курац!

My bum ride can have many, the more merrier in my love brown.
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Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:29 pm

Chimborazo wrote:I had a Tommy Burger for lunch. It's a 1/3 lb beef patty topped with chili, cheese, onions and pickles. Is was good, but when I got back to work I had to take a massive Bradonja.


Really? Oh my fuck! Theres a really gook kebab shop in the area that I work and I had one on Saturday and as soon as I got home I had to take a bradonja that could only be discribed as explosive.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Postby coldharvest » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:57 pm

Man o man, if it hadn't been for RYP's cipro I would have bradonja'd my brains out in Africa....hot flowing bradonja is not funny
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Postby Chimborazo » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:30 pm

Damn right it's not funny. I was in Cairo years ago when I had one of those sneak attack bradonjas. Fine one minute, and the next I'm sitting in a car yelling at the driver to get me to a restroom before I drop a messy Serbian stink in the car. I make it to his apartment (we were pretty close, but it seemed like hours), and holy shit, it was one of the more painful bradonjas I've ever had. Felt like I was shitting white phosphorous. I actually got into a luke warm bathtub afterward for some relief.
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