Best email I got all day

[Ultra Swain]

Fedoras are no go here. The only people that wear them are the CG nerds who combine them with blue camo cargo pants, a segway and 14% body fat.

[coldharvest]

Fedoras are no go here. The only people that wear them are the CG nerds who combine them with blue camo cargo pants, a segway and 14% body fat.

In art school all the dead boring fucks wore them for 'personality'....it didn't work.

[Sri Lanky]

Nothing will get you laid faster than a bowtie.

The reasoning?...I don't get laid so I might as well wear this stupid tie.

[Caliban]

Nothing will get you laid faster than a bowtie.

The reasoning?...I don't get laid so I might as well wear this stupid tie.

Ah, thats were you are going wrong. You need a bowtie AND a hat-









He was ababe magnet.

[nowonmai]

Fedoras are no go here. The only people that wear them are the CG nerds who combine them with blue camo cargo pants, a segway and 14% body fat.

In art school all the dead boring fucks wore them for 'personality'....it didn't work.

[Ultra Swain]

You are on an epic roll.

[LechoZX]

I wish hats for men would come back into fashion. I think all men have the urge to wear hats but now it is impossible to do so without looking like a dork. So we get stuck with black wool watch caps and purely functional hats.

The only kind of "fashion" hats I can think of are retro trash like the trucker hats and worn vintage ball cap phases. There really is no such thing as a dress hat anymore. If you wear one you either look like youre 80 or trying too hard to be cool. I like wearing hats but rarely do unless im going to a baseball game or working outside. Otherwise it's hard to not look like a douche.

[shivers]

I like hats, and I too would like to see them go back into fashion. I make fun of hipsters in trilby hats not because I don't like the hats, but because they are indeed douchebags. The trilby has become a the mark of the douchebag. It's a shame, really.

[LiveLife]

In art school all the dead boring fucks wore them for 'personality'....it didn't work.

I could never have guessed that you went to art school.

[coldharvest]

In art school all the dead boring fucks wore them for 'personality'....it didn't work.

I could never have guessed that you went to art school.

lot's of freaky cookies at an Art school.

[Woodsman]

There are only 4 kinds of hats around here:

-Hats to keep your head from freezing.
-Hats to keep the creepy crawly count down a little.
-Hats to keep the mosquitoes away.
-Hats to keep the rain off of your head.

Fashion schmashion.

[nowonmai]

There are only 4 kinds of hats around here:

-Hats to keep your head from freezing.
-Hats to keep the creepy crawly count down a little.
-Hats to keep the mosquitoes away.
-Hats to keep the rain off of your head.

Fashion schmashion.

So what were you doing with this on?

[Chimborazo]

What the fuck.....