Awful beer.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby z911hyper » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:56 pm

i stopped doing oxi when rush got busted, i don't want to be in any category that he's in, except maybe obscenely wealthy
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Fansy » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:36 am

if you gettin your drink on after bein smoked out (cuz you know i aint payin for shit) sweet/girl cocktails are the only way to go. anything else just ruins it. even a newport will get a little nasty. mebbe thats why i dont get high so much anymore tho.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:04 am

Fansy drinks from the balls hanging like tangerines... the gameskeeper's cock, erect as a pair of antlers on a buck.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby bwelkk » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:11 am

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Gritty texture combined with bland oats taste makes this
The Worst Beer I've Ever Drank
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Caliban » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:23 pm

coldharvest wrote:
Chimborazo wrote:No, my mom says it's really bad and that if you smoke marijuana cigarettes, you'll be addicted to crack cocaine almost immediately. I guess they're really similar or something.

I'm afraid your has been misinformed, pot-marijuana leads to heroin addiction.
Oxycontin leads to Republicanism.


and in a uniquely similar way oxymorons lead to voting republican
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby crotalus01 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:55 am

Shit are we still on this subject?
The DEFINATIVE worst beer in history is Cool Colt Menthol Beer. A close second place tie goes to San Miguel (Phillipines) and Ankor (Cambodia). A solid third place for the good old U S of A's Olympia.
This does not factor in beers that are older than 20 years such as Billy Beer - a truly putrid beer but how many here have actually tasted it? (I have and remember, and still not as bad as Cool Colt).
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby pyrohydra » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:34 pm

Can't believe no one has mentioned this atrocity:

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:24 pm

pyrohydra wrote:Can't believe no one has mentioned this atrocity:

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Blasphemy.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:32 pm

PBR's aren't that bad. I'd rather drink Pabst than Bud.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby 0verbyte » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:45 pm

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awful awful beer. for that matter any beer that has some kind of fruit infusion or is served with a fruit is horrible. i can't stand the fact that every pub, tavern, beergarden, bar puts a lemon or orange slice when i order a wheatbeer.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:33 pm

Holy shit, I forgot about that stuff. A bartender insisted I try it once and then laughed his ass off when I almost spit it out. He said everybody had that reaction.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Stiv » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:10 am

PBR's aren't that bad. I'd rather drink Pabst than Bud.


Definately. I remember *Hamm's* bieng pretty bad, San Miguel was pretty decent in Nepal, and Angkor wasn't too bad either. Bier Lao was good in a bottle but rank from a can. Bier Ha'Noi was bad.

Asian beers were really notoo bad. Drank some really good Chinese, Thai, Malay. Africa is where it cann get pretty rough.

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Awful Beer? There Ain't No Such Animal!

Postby Herr VOLKMAR » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:21 pm

I ain't never had a BAD BEER,
Just like I ain't never had me
No BAD PUSSY! Sooooooooo..

Here's the solution for what
You feel might be BAD with
Your BEER: V8 Vegetable Juice!

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Will make any BEER set like agua.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:40 am

awful awful beer. for that matter any beer that has some kind of fruit infusion or is served with a fruit is horrible. i can't stand the fact that every pub, tavern, beergarden, bar puts a lemon or orange slice when i order a wheatbeer.


Bloody poofters the lot of em.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby jamesy » Wed May 06, 2009 6:07 am

The koreans have started doing this thing where they put sugar or honey into beer.
Tastes like shite.

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