Some random things from Dari... there's quite a few unfortunate collisions between normal English phonetic words and what they mean in Dari. Some of this is Kabul dialect specific.
"Money" - sounds exactly like the English use of money, as in paisa (cash money in Dari), but translates best as semen. Great fun for the Afghan finance guys.
"Care" - translates best as Penis. Be CAREFUL driving to Kandahar!
The
http://www.dailykos.com political news website is a source of amusement, as "kos" is the best was to write in English the Dari word for pussy, twat, cunt, punani, etc. It's the rude form of the word, "farch" is the medical word for the female anatomy.
And here's a Persian (Iranian) swearing guide cut and pasted:
Persian (Farsi) Swearing English Translation
Madar kooni Your mom is gay
Tu zetch hasti You're ugly!
Tu khaly booeh bad mead You smell really bad
Kos é nanat khaly khoob hast Your mother's pussy is good
Mazhabeto gayidam I fucked your religion
Kiret biyofteh May your penis fall
Sag bokonatet May a dog fuck you
Sag nanato kard A dog fucked your mom
Kiram too ajdadet My cock in your ancestors
Zamino bokoni Fuck the ground
Abam too damaghet My cum in your nose
Pedarbozorget nanato kard Your grandfather fucked your mom
Anam layeh dandoonat My shit in-between your teeth
Nanat sag suk mizaneh Your mom gives dogs blowjobs
Tokmat gereh bokhoran May your balls get tied in a knot
Marg! Shut the fuck up! (lit. Death)
Choob too konet A stick in your ass
Kapootam pareh shod, to dar oomadi My condom ripped and you were born
Pedar kos de Your father has a pussy and he gives it
Jakesh Pimp
Sag mazhab You have the religion of a dog
Molla nanato kard A Mullah fucked your mother
Mafangi Crackhead
Kiri Crappy (lit. like a cock)
Shashidam too moohat I pissed in your hair
Pashmam too damaget My pubic hair in your nose
Mesleh sag bemiri May you die like a dog
Tanet mikhareh? You want me to kick the shit out of you?
Be kiram Who cares? (lit. to my cock)
Abam to moohat khoshk besheh May my cum dry in your hair
Ridam be haykalet I shit upon your husk
Mokh kapak zadeh Your brain is rotting
Tokhmam too galoot My balls in your throat
Hendooneh! Shut up (lit. watermelon)
Tooleh sag! Insignificant dog! (lit. puppy)
Heyvoon! Animal!
Antar Baboon
Kiret mariz besheh An infection to your penis
Kos kapak zadeh Moldy cunt
Dahaneto goh begireh May your mouth be covered in shit
La massab Immoral/sacrilegious person
Kiram too roohet My dick in your soul
Ridam be ghabre babat I shit on your fathers grave
Tokhmat bere too koonet May your balls go into your ass
Morde shooreto bebaran May you be washed by a corpse washer. (I hope
you die)
Goozidam too cheshmet I fart in your eye
Gom sho! Get lost!
Boro be jahanam! Go to hell
Shashidam too goshet! I piss in your ear
Goh bebareh roo gahbret May shit rain upon your grave
Borro gardanettoh beshkahn Go break your neck (Fuck off)
Shoorbakht Beshei May your luck turn sour
Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah
Meshosham beh seebillet I piss on your moustache
Kosefil Elephant's Cunt
Coony Faggot
Kesafat You dirty piece of shit
An Diarrhea
Kos-khol Pussy addict
Khar Idiot
Ouzgal Idiot
Ahmag Idiot
Beshoor Idiot
An damagh Booger
Khange khodah Screw-up of god
Antareh gav Annoying cow
Kosskesh Pussy-licker
Kir Cock
Golole Shit
Goh Shit
Reed Shit
Amaleh A lowly labor worker
Mamaneto kardam I've fucked your mom
Fuzul Nosy
Madar jendeh Your mom is a whore
Zahre mar Fuck off (lit. Snake's venom)
Kiram tu dahanet Suck my dick
Bichare Pathetic, without luck
Madar sag Your mom is a dog
Pedar Sag Your father is a dog
Pedar suchte Your father burned in hell
Madar suchte Your mother burned in hell
Guuz Fart
Avaazi An idiot (lit. mixed up)
Biishaaraf Without pride, unethical
Khaar koss deh Your sister dishes pussy
Nane jende Your mama is a slut
Kiram tu koset My dick in your pussy
Kiram tu kose nanat My dick in your mom's pussy
Ashghal Garbage
Kos Pussy
Jende Prostitute
Madar jende Your mom's a whore
Jakesh Pimp
Koskesh Slut (refers to pussy that is stretched and loose)
Kun Ass
Kuni Fag (lit. one who takes it up the ass)
Khahareto gayidam I fucked your sister
Kirinam rut I'll shit on you
Boro Gomsho Kooni Get lost faggot
Madareto kardam I fucked your mum
Kos nane Your mom's pussy
Kiram to koonet My dick up your asshole
Kiram to koone nanat My dick up your mother's asshole
Bemiri eenshalah Hope you die soon
Kospedar Lord of all pussies
Nane sag Your mom's a dog
Sag Dog
Khar kuss Jack ass
Jende Prostitute, whore
Khafe Sho Shut up
Dahaneto beband Shut your mouth
Dahane boogandooto beband Shut your stinky mouth
Gaav Cow, idiot
Koon nashhoor Unwashed ass
Kooneh sag Dog's ass
Jadetto gaeedam I fucked your ancestors
Choseh khar Donkey's fart
Choskhor Fart-eater (lit. cheap shit)
Khoon gohshad Lazy
Tookhmeh sag Seed of a dog
Tookhmeh khar Seed of a donkey
Oolagh Donkey (ass)
Nane khar Your mother is a donkey
Kuft May you die
Pustè khar Tough skin (skin of a donkey)
Geddah Beggar
Cholagh Cripple
Lanati Damned
Gusaleh Calf
Keerlees A penis-licker
Koslees A pussy-licker
Keeresag meechoosi Do you suck a dog's dick?
Aghabmunde Retard
Kos pareh khar Your sister's cunt is wrecked
Pedar koondeh Your father gets fucked up the ass
Koon kesh A pimp who specializes in gay prostitutes
Favareh pizi A gay man whose ass is full of cum
Nane kiri Your mother looks like a cock
Kiram too roohe aval va akharet Men fuck the soul of all your ancestors
Reedam be ghabre babat I shit on your father's grave
Kiram tu mazhabet Fuck your religion
Kosse nanat Your mother's cunt
Kiram tu toohe babat May your father's soul be fucked
Kira Resembling a cock
Jaghool Masturbator
Abji kosteh Someone whose sister is promiscuous
Nane kooni Someone whose mother likes anal sex
Mordeh shooret I hope you are ready to die and be buried
Khabare marget I hope to hear the news of your death
Goh khordi You are shit
Tokhmam kafe dastet My testicles on your palm
Choochoole nanat Your mother's clitoris
Goh Khordi Oh shit! (lit. You ate shit)
Koondeh bazari Cheep faggot
Koondeh Lashi Lazy dirty faggot
Kar Dumbass
Madar Gendu Mother fucker
Patiyareh Whore
Koss-Paareh Torn pussy
Kosoo Horny whore
Khar-Kos Big pussy
Kosseh Sher Bull shit
Jendeh Dagoori Cheap whore
Bacheh Mozalaf Faggot
Mee goozam rangesh kon Fuck off (lit. try to paint my fart)
Keeram tu lopet My dick on your cheeks
Keeram tu faket My dick in your jaws
Keeram tu koset My dick in your pussy
Koonde You get fucked up the ass
Gaeedamet Fuck you!
Kos gandide A stinky, unwashed pussy
Kiram to ghoshit My dick in your ear
Kiram to cheshat My cock in your eyes
Shashidam too Kosseh Nanat! I just pissed in your mamma's pussy
Kiram too koone ammat My dick in your aunt's ass
Kir-ghazal Bullshit
Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney I hope you cry for the rest
of your life.
Tenji Pussy
In Farsi Don't Talk Shit!!
Bache poruu A child whose has a large ego, big head.
Bache nanee A mama's boy.
Bache cooney A kid faggot
Antar Shimpanse
Ravani Crazy
Kiram tu Kunet Take my dick up your ass
Khak bar Saret Damn You
Ab-Kir Sperm (Penis Water)
Khuk Pig
Goh Bokhor Eat Shit
Chos Quiet stinky fart
Chosi Stinker
Suck bezan Suck me
Tupam My balls
Be Tokhmam Damn it!
Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf koneh I'll piss on your head until
it foams
Bia bokhor Suck my dick (lit. come and eat)
Teeleet nosy
Anam baraat morabaas My shit is your jam
Mashang Retard
Boogh Fart
Korreh khar You're a son of a donkey!