Sri Lanky wrote:I wonder how many fucking idiots will be travelling to the Yucatan this year.
Mexico is expecting 52 million tourist to visit just Southern (Mayan) Mexico; usually all of Mexico gets around 25 million. Clusterfuck 2012. But Mexico deserves it, their Ministry of Tourism has taken a beating like no other Ministry of Tourism outside of Iraqistan in the past decade. Swine flu and dufflebags full of heads everywhere? How in the fuck do you sell a pussy market like middle class America on a beach vacation in the midst of all that?
I'll tell you how. With an apocalypse. Americans fucking love apocalypses.
coldharvest wrote:The Mayans?
Weren't they defeated by Dago pimps?
Google this if you want, but I'm 99.99% sure they were beaten by the Mayans - the final epoch of their culture self-destructed into a flailing morass of nepotism, inbreeding, and human sacrifice in the 1420s, even earlier in Guatemala and Belize. The Spanish were lucky little fucks that they didn't have to deal with the Mayan death machine at full force, say, circa 750AD or 1200AD. Although, they did take the Aztecs and Incas, so who knows. But from 300BC to 1420AD, the Mayans were consistently beaten by only one enemy: The Mayans. And the occasional volcano.
That said, I think that everyone who expresses belief that the Mayan 2012 apocalypse is real should have their still-beating hearts ripped out on top of a pyramid. Those people fucking annoy me.