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fuuuUUUUU Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead?!?!?

Postby friendlyskies » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:00 pm

Tell me it isn't so, or let me die, I DUNT CAR because the beautiful beautiful online world of endless secrets and beautiful lies and naive dreams and clever one liners is crumbling and all that will be left are fat fucking teabaggers on government subsidized scooters their fleshy folds streaming with global warming and oily sweat while they wax ignorantly apocalyptic and watch the same fucking hour on CNN/FOX/MSNBC over and over and over again, their puffy eyelids awash in Disney sluts and celebrities in Africa and flat plastic shreaky talking heads with painted eyebrows and chiclet teeth; NOTHING will be left except the empty brass-haired trophy wives and their surgically enhanced fitness and their Wholefoods gluten-free-range carefully calculated calorie limited meal plans prepared in shiny steel kitchens while little Timmy cries silently my god mom there is no love only greed and hush Timmy just take the pills and go to college and the cycle of nepotism and incontinent elitism can continue you will be glad through the clinking scotch and ice that you are better than them with your brass-haired surgical wife and your son's brass-haired surgical wife and then nothing, NOTHING will be lefts save for the utterly predictable left-wing goosestepping of blame and victimhood topped in frizzy hair and allergies and misunderstood misinterpretations of bullshit ideologies deliberately and passive-aggressively misquoted to make a point that has less to do with politics than personal pain and... and... OH MY GOD....WHAT GOD?..... THERE IS NO GOD..... they already took away my precious precious Geocities before I could google cache the map to every petroglyph in El Salvador and what will be next? No.... nooooooooooooooooooo...... everything is going blue..... my eyes are naught but jellied pain.... everything has gone a sick, wasted, facebook blue.... the creeping cerulean tide of sterile mediocrity radiating from every plasma screen.... every silent scream....

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Postby shivers » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:20 pm

Fuck skies, they gave you plenty warning about Geocities.
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Postby Caliban » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:21 pm

That will receive Desperate Rant of the year award in 2012 BFC awards, for sure.
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Postby shivers » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:24 pm

I think the ED situation is temporary. Besides, we still have Encyclopedia of Stupid and Dikipedia.
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Postby friendlyskies » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:32 pm

If this stupid example of my usual whining gets an award in 2012 then all of you suck. But, shivers, yes, hopefully it will be temporary. FUCK.
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Postby friendlyskies » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:19 pm

Well, never mind. ED was fucking with me. YAy! Boo. Yay!

But I still mourn the loss of Geocities. Even today I was looking for photos of the fall of the Berlin Wall, and two sites pointed toward the "best photo essay online" about it..... on Geocities. Perhaps the same album. Who knows? No one, anymore. Maybe they gave us plenty of warning, shivers, but I hadn't read everything on there that I apparently wanted to read. C'est la vie.

I guess this is Alexandria, a digital desert at our backs, an endless sea of knowledge stretching out toward the infinite before us. And we all know in our hearts that one ill-fated day, some clumsy Caesar, with his Google Islands, firewalls, and parental controls, will appear on that hazy horizon, destined to destroy our unfinished Library of Babel in a puff of good intentions. What then? We fleshy bits of limits and desire will be left with nothing but what was preserved in stone.
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Postby Woodsman » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:46 pm

friendlyskies wrote:If this stupid example of my usual whining gets an award in 2012 then all of you suck. But, shivers, yes, hopefully it will be temporary. FUCK.


Or is it that you underrate your whining?
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Postby el3so » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:20 am

Partial to rotten.com/library even if they don't update much
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Postby friendlyskies » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:27 pm

New article that all you haters on the BFC could wikicontribute to:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bear_Grylls

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I've never actually seen the show, or taken a wilderness survival class (since Girl Scouts, anyway) or drank my own piss, but I know this guy comes up all the time here so GO.
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Postby Caliban » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:04 pm

friendlyskies wrote:If this stupid example of my usual whining gets an award in 2012 then all of you suck. But, shivers, yes, hopefully it will be temporary. FUCK.



I found it amusing and very endearing...Like Bambi
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Postby friendlyskies » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:34 pm

Caliban wrote:\.Like Bambi


I still think we can do better than this. In the meantime.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV__3c22Xo
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Postby Rapier09 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:36 pm

Haha.
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Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:10 am

friendlyskies wrote:
Caliban wrote:\.Like Bambi


I still think we can do better than this. In the meantime.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV__3c22Xo


Kitten, you are the bees knees. I could watch that all fucking day long, and not even on weed.
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Postby friendlyskies » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:32 am

Love that movie..... and the tune played while the credits roll could seriously be the BFC theme song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKcUcex8wgM
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Postby Moosehead » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:46 am

friendlyskies wrote:But I still mourn the loss of Geocities. Even today I was looking for photos of the fall of the Berlin Wall, and two sites pointed toward the "best photo essay online" about it..... on Geocities.


Did you try putting the URL into

http://www.archive.org/web/web.php
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