Free Markets,Democracy,and Happy Endings

[Sri Lanky]

Subtitle: What we should realistically aspire to

i was thinking about happy endings and it occured to me that there is one and it's a classic. A couple of nights ago we had a call with regards to a dead guy and he had apparently died after blowing his load with an "escort". The escort was typically heartless as her last words to me were,"I guess I'm not getting paid tonight". Heartless but captures the moment beautifully. Humour is the human's best weapon against a heartless universe afterall. I know when I die I hope I'm 90 and some young buck comes in to blow my head off as I'm fucking his 30 year-old wife.

I was also thinking about how Conrad Black took his anal cavity searches with such grace while in prison. Now that is something to aspire to...because if Conrad Black's anus isn't safe from intrusion then neither is yours.

: )

[lok8]

"I guess I'm not getting paid tonight".

Initiative is always the first casualty.