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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby marie-angelique » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:11 am

"Give me control of your TV and I could have you sticking bullets in the backs of peoples heads within a month." nowonmai

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Postby Royal » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:24 am

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Postby nowonmai » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:29 am

Looks like we won't be hearing from Dim for a while longer.

New Zealand man jailed for 'disgusting, bizarre' act in library

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A NEW Zealand man who indecently assaulted a total stranger in a library by pressing his face against her buttocks was jailed Monday for two years and three months for his behavior.

Philip Broughton, 50, indecently assaulted the woman in the parenting section of the public library in New Brighton, a suburb in the South Island city of Christchurch, The Press reported.

Broughton, who has a long history of indecent behavior and drunk driving, had denied the incident happened and claimed that he had been in the library "looking for books of scientific interest," but was found guilty of indecent assault.

Judge Stephen Erber, who described the incident as "disgusting, bizarre, and humiliating for the victim," said she was looking for a book in the parenting section when she felt something pressing on her bottom. She found Broughton on his knees with his face pressed into her bottom.

"He made no attempt to move, or apologize, and nothing was said," the judge said.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby nowonmai » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:40 am

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Postby coldharvest » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:30 am

nowonmai wrote:A NEW Zealand man who indecently assaulted a total stranger in a library by pressing his face against her buttocks was jailed Monday for two years and three months for his behavior.

He gets over a deuce for putting his face in her farting-gear?
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:37 am

nowonmai wrote:


I did 'no duff' field trials similar to this, it worked and I shit a baby

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:41 am

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby nowonmai » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:18 am

Sound like dodgy trials, clearly they regarded you as expendable.

As for this vid, he obviously chose his least disgruntled employee, a stroppier one might have stuck all three rounds in the same spot, that may have been a bit more interesting.
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Postby Osiris » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:12 pm

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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:50 pm

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Could there be a more smug looking red card out there?

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:16 pm

nowonmai wrote:Sound like dodgy trials, clearly they regarded you as expendable.



They did, they were testing joint IED/SAF ambushes on coalition convoys, the little tinkers

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Postby flipflop » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:26 pm

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby DrakeS » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:32 pm

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How embarrassing. This could only be a photo from America!
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Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:52 pm

DrakeS wrote:
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How embarrassing. This could only be a photo from America!


How retarded. This can only be a post from mach.
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