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Mornington Crescent

Postby flipflop » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:52 pm

Okay, I'll start the ball rolling - this match will start using Tudor Court Rules, purists agree that this version of the game hasn't been approved on, even with additions to lines including the Dockland Light Railway.

Right then, serving up a double turn would be too risky a start on this board, so I'll lead with a suit preference signal:

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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby rickshaw92 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:01 pm

I haven't a scooby as to what you are on about but I'll say Oxford St.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby Sri Lanky » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:06 pm

Coronation St.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby flipflop » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:09 pm

I haven't a scooby as to what you are on about but I'll say Oxford St.


Surely you jest with THAT start???

Oxford Street is a hard follow, but I'll get back under and post an informatory double

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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby rickshaw92 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:57 pm

Highbury Hill. N5. Could be Football or it could be Muggy Bonehead depending on what you think of The Gooners.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby nowonmai » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:18 pm

You fuckers, can't believe you led off with the classic spoiling attack beloved of Cherenovsky and Clarke (77 Championship), you know that this stops me from deploying the Meinhertzgarten Double Inversion, so instead I'll go vanilla this once, but I could be bluffing couldn't I:

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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby coldharvest » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:20 pm

Highgate for the right-handed approach, alternate weekend 3rd man bluff applies.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby flipflop » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:27 am

Sunday morning? It can only mean a standard 020 Mackenzie

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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:36 am

St. John's Wood High Street.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby coldharvest » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:59 am

rickshaw92 wrote:St. John's Wood High Street.

SJW.....High street.....are you having a giraffe? your in Nidd my son

If it was Saturday I'd stipulate the Oslo Accords and leap straight to Golders Green but since a standard 020 Mackenzie Hendon Central has been played
I'll have to use a John Lewis variation for an obvious Brent Cross.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:49 am

Strand.
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:58 am

coldharvest wrote:
rickshaw92 wrote:St. John's Wood High Street.

SJW.....High street.....are you having a giraffe? your in Nidd my son

If it was Saturday I'd stipulate the Oslo Accords and leap straight to Golders Green but since a standard 020 Mackenzie Hendon Central has been played
I'll have to use a John Lewis variation for an obvious Brent Cross.


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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby Woodsman » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:38 pm

Wiltshire street.*




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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:04 pm

I know...it's so "exotic".
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Re: Mornington Crescent

Postby flipflop » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:40 pm

rickshaw92 wrote:Strand.


Wow. A brave move so early, calling a bluff on your Nidd, with a variation not scene since The Piccadilly Variant Scandal of the 9th May 1915. Borderline illegal I might add, I'll have to check the Everyman Guide

So meanwhile, try a double loop to...

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