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el3so wrote:I was gonna vote for a pack of ravished dogs but since that isn't technically a "long arm", I'll vote for a light mortar and a pack of ravished dogs.
Caliban wrote:el3so wrote:I was gonna vote for a pack of ravished dogs but since that isn't technically a "long arm", I'll vote for a light mortar and a pack of ravished dogs.
The zombies ravished the dogs ? ! Oh the humanity, the fucking dog fuckers !
Everyone is cool with the unprovoked shooting of unarmed fellow citizens on account of them being "zombified" but try to bring up what might turn out to be a revolutionary method of rearing domesticated animals in a post-apocalyptic setting and suddenly everyone starts asking questions.Caliban wrote:The zombies ravished the dogs?
nowonmai wrote:Caliban wrote:el3so wrote:I was gonna vote for a pack of ravished dogs but since that isn't technically a "long arm", I'll vote for a light mortar and a pack of ravished dogs.
The zombies ravished the dogs ? ! Oh the humanity, the fucking dog fuckers !
I would fire a huge manatee at them using one of my submarine based ICBHMMs. I would have some MIRHMs to spoof their counter-measures and to maintain a second strike capability I will have trains loaded with ICBHMMs moving randomly on Britain's rail network, like every other train as it happens. If the huge manatee doesn't work I'll break out the itching powder and stink bombs. Failing that I'll phone the council and see if they have a Zombie Control Officer available at reasonable rates.
coldharvest wrote:I'd kill them with my unicorn.
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