Who would win?

[Roland]

Ted Nugent and Teddy Roosevelt vs Che and Charles Taylor

Ted Nugent has an M16 and an Electric Guitar
Roosevelt has an M16
Che and Charles Taylor both have AK47s.

Each man has 400 rounds of ammunition, a knife, a pair of moccasins, camouflage BDUs, and a 30oz canteen that never runs out of clean water. Each man is in peak physical condition.

The battleground is 20 square miles of Louisiana Swampland. There is a language barrier between Che and Taylor, so they won't be able to communicate as well and Roosevelt and Nugent, but Che and Taylor both have more combined combat experience. Roosevelt does have combat experience and Nugent is an avid hunter however, and I would consider Nugent a weapons expert.

Who wins?

(After three days a Predator is released into the area)




VS




Vs

[el3so]

The world at large.

[Kurt]

Nugent and Roosevelt.

Both are good shots but TR had proper military training, and that would make all the difference as a bad shot can still get lucky.

However Taylor would have a slight advantage of being in favor of sheer terror and disturbing actions on his side. The Nuge and TR, in spite of whatever it is they bragged about bagging, might totally lose their fudge and be raped by wig wearing 12 year olds. Then Che would write about it and make West African hack-em, rape-em and eat-em type war fare palatable to the middle class western world.

[Roland]

Okay, round two.

Dalton from "Roadhouse"


Truman Gates from "Next of Kin"


and Jed from "Red Dawn"


VS

Jack Burton from "Big Trouble Little China"


Snake Plissken from "Escape from New York"


and R.J. MacReady from "The Thing"


The battle will take place inside Dracula's castle. Each character has the clothing and weapons they used in their films. They will not have any body armor or gadgets, however. For the sake of argument, Dalton will be given a shotgun.

Who wins?

[Caliban]

Okay, round two.

Dalton from "Roadhouse"


Truman Gates from "Next of Kin"


and Jed from "Red Dawn"


VS

Jack Burton from "Big Trouble Little China"


Snake Plissken from "Escape from New York"


and R.J. MacReady from "The Thing"


The battle will take place inside Dracula's castle. Each character has the clothing and weapons they used in their films. They will not have any body armor or gadgets, however. For the sake of argument, Dalton will be given a shotgun.

Who wins?

Both win, they team up and go after the Vampires

[Detroit_Pierogi]

Team 1: U.S. Presidents Taft and Cleveland

vs.

Team 2: Woody Allen and Elvis Crespo


Each gets a machete and a round metal shield 2 feet in diameter.

[shivers]

No clarinet?

[Detroit_Pierogi]

No clarinet?

OK. Each combatant also gets the standard musical instrument of his choice.

'standard' instruments are those that you would find in your run of the mill high school band - brass, woodwinds, and the like.

They do not include cannons - a la The 1812 Overture.

[Caliban]

No clarinet?

OK. Each combatant also gets the standard musical instrument of his choice.

'standard' instruments are those that you would find in your run of the mill high school band - brass, woodwinds, and the like.

They do not include cannons - a la The 1812 Overture.

In that case I'll go with the chainsaw from Rimsky Korsakov's "Flight of the bumble bee" they use for the buzzing effects

[Mikethehack]

Bros vs Jedward?

[gnaruki]

Taylor would end up shooting Che.

Nugent would get eaten by an alligator, or screw it, the missing hippo from the zoo.

Then its down to Taylor and Roosevelt. Roosevelt would end up wounding Taylor but then Roosevelt's gun would jam and Taylor would light him up with a steel cold tight grin on his face.

What is this Jedward stuff? I don't think I want to know anymore than this:



Apparently the movie didn't happen...

Hasselhoff, 57, who starred in the hit American series, said he was a fan of the Irish twins, known as 'Jedward'.
The Baywatch actor said he would line the 18 year old twins for a role in a future film remake of the popular nineties series.
He said: "I loved Jedward. I'd definitely give them a starring role.
"Can you imagine them running around the beach and saving people in the sea? They'd be hilarious,” he told The Sun.
Hasselhoff, who has predicted that the brothers will be very successful in America, said they could even sing a new version of the theme song with him.
He said: "It would be so much fun. Jedward and The Hoff teaming up, could it get any better? I bet we could get a No1."
According to reports, the 18 year olds have also been approached by the Lord Of The Rings director Peter Jackson to audition for his new Hobbit films.
The Hobbit, based on the JRR Tolkein book, is due to be released in 2011 and filming will begin in the summer.
The twins could be offered the roles of twins Fili and Kili – part of a band of dwarves who accompany wizard Gandalf and hobbit Bilbo Baggins on a mission to reclaim treasure from a dragon.

[Roland]

Alright, next one.

x1 Sandworm from Dune.


VS

x20 Predators


and Burt Gummer, expert worm hunter


The arena is an open desert, as far as the eye can see. There is a large expanse of bedrock where Burt and the Predators will camp out on; the rock is too thick to be penetrated by the worm. They have enough supplies to last them a year. The Predators refuse the leave the desert until the worm is dead. They see it as the ultimate hunt. They have three small nuclear explosives among their arsenal.

[Detroit_Pierogi]

Twenty bucks on the Predators. And Burt. Assuming the Predators do not kill Burt.

[gnaruki]

Does spice effect a predators brain?

[Detroit_Pierogi]

Does spice effect a predators brain?

Which one(s) ? Scary ? Sporty ? (Those are the only two I know).