Nail Fungus: A solution finally

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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Kurt » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:27 pm

JITW wrote:
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Sorry. We can still be friends though.


It would be less creepy if you were the gay cat owning 50 year old unmarried dude renting a 1BR walk up in NYC I thought you were


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Two BR cat owning guy who is one year younger than you are.
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby JITW » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:21 am

Kurt wrote:Two BR cat owning guy who is one year younger than you are.


I thought you were close to 50 dude


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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Kurt » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:48 pm

45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby JITW » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:43 pm

Kurt wrote:45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.


Dude, you are quite a bit older than I am

YOU OLD FUCKER, GO GET SOME DEPENDS AND BAN-GAY!!!


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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Kurt » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:43 am

JITW wrote:
Kurt wrote:45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.


Dude, you are quite a bit older than I am

YOU OLD FUCKER, GO GET SOME DEPENDS AND BAN-GAY!!!


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Naw, you are about 8 months older than I am. Not sure why you are so afraid people will figure out you will turn 46 this year. Must be some sort of frat boy business plan or something. Maybe dudes who are 27 and having an existential crisis saying "Shit...I've done nothing with my life...what the fuck do I do now?" then they start searching and set part of their criteria as "No old fuckers. Old fuckers are lame" and they stumble across "Civilian Contractor Jobs" and say "Dude...Sweet..This guy is not old, he is "in his thirties" and no one who gives a generalization of a whole decade as their age would ever lie...I am totally giving this guy cash"

So, yah, you don't give your real age. Like women do, thinking it lowers their value to young dudes. You are totally a fucking chick man. And you think I am gay for having painted toenails.
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby JITW » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:29 am

Kurt wrote:
JITW wrote:
Kurt wrote:45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.


Dude, you are quite a bit older than I am

YOU OLD FUCKER, GO GET SOME DEPENDS AND BAN-GAY!!!


~JITW


Naw, you are about 8 months older than I am. Not sure why you are so afraid people will figure out you will turn 46 this year. Must be some sort of frat boy business plan or something. Maybe dudes who are 27 and having an existential crisis saying "Shit...I've done nothing with my life...what the fuck do I do now?" then they start searching and set part of their criteria as "No old fuckers. Old fuckers are lame" and they stumble across "Civilian Contractor Jobs" and say "Dude...Sweet..This guy is not old, he is "in his thirties" and no one who gives a generalization of a whole decade as their age would ever lie...I am totally giving this guy cash"

So, yah, you don't give your real age. Like women do, thinking it lowers their value to young dudes. You are totally a fucking chick man. And you think I am gay for having painted toenails.


See my post in the BFC

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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Kurt » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:36 am

suddenly this all becomes very serious.

You: You're gay.

Me: You're old

You: Ouch! Hey! No Fair!
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby JITW » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:05 am

I win!



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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby gnaruki » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:23 am

Back on topic: regular pedicures at a hygienic salon is a great way to get rid of nail fungus.
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Misanthrope » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:57 pm

You're both old and gay....


Man up, just take the fucking things off....

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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Kurt » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:31 pm

Misanthrope wrote:Man up, just take the fucking things off....



???? Take what off? My Uggs or my bra?
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Athena » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:18 am

The Philippine nail salon closest my home just about turned into a DP when my polish was removed and I discovered a full blown case of fungus. If I'd had a bat, I'd have taken to them in an improvised version of whack-a-mole. Of course, I immediately remembered this thread. And no, there was no suggestion of any kind of sterilization, not even a jar of alcohol for their manicure tools.

Kneeling on the filthy sidewalk in a red light district over by the embassy, an old woman in rags stooped over a man's foot digging away at his toenails. I was skeeved out when i saw that a few weeks back. Now, I'd wager, in hindsight, that was as sanitary as the place I've been going recently for my pedicures.

Yeah, I'm feeling so pretty, fungus along with sporting the fragrance of bleach. And over 80% of people here are reported to harbor worms. So there's that too.
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby coldharvest » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:38 pm

Athena wrote:The Philippine nail salon closest my home just about turned into a DP when my polish was removed and I discovered a full blown case of fungus. If I'd had a bat, I'd have taken to them in an improvised version of whack-a-mole. Of course, I immediately remembered this thread. And no, there was no suggestion of any kind of sterilization, not even a jar of alcohol for their manicure tools.

Kneeling on the filthy sidewalk in a red light district over by the embassy, an old woman in rags stooped over a man's foot digging away at his toenails. I was skeeved out when i saw that a few weeks back. Now, I'd wager, in hindsight, that was as sanitary as the place I've been going recently for my pedicures.

Yeah, I'm feeling so pretty, fungus along with sporting the fragrance of bleach. And over 80% of people here are reported to harbor worms. So there's that too.

I'm so glad UltraSwain was the only one I saw naked there
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:39 am

Kurt wrote:suddenly this all becomes very serious.

You: You're gay.

Me: You're old

You: Ouch! Hey! No Fair!


Funny how that works.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: Nail Fungus: A solution finally

Postby Ultra Swain » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:42 am

coldharvest wrote:
Athena wrote:The Philippine nail salon closest my home just about turned into a DP when my polish was removed and I discovered a full blown case of fungus. If I'd had a bat, I'd have taken to them in an improvised version of whack-a-mole. Of course, I immediately remembered this thread. And no, there was no suggestion of any kind of sterilization, not even a jar of alcohol for their manicure tools.

Kneeling on the filthy sidewalk in a red light district over by the embassy, an old woman in rags stooped over a man's foot digging away at his toenails. I was skeeved out when i saw that a few weeks back. Now, I'd wager, in hindsight, that was as sanitary as the place I've been going recently for my pedicures.

Yeah, I'm feeling so pretty, fungus along with sporting the fragrance of bleach. And over 80% of people here are reported to harbor worms. So there's that too.

I'm so glad UltraSwain was the only one I saw naked there


Now you know the answer to that question "Is that a ballut in your pocket or you just miserable to be here?"
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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