Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

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Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby JITW » Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:37 am

If I am in my 40s then I will donate 1000 bucks to Dr. Daves LaCima World Missions - if I am in my 30s then you do - deal?


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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby coldharvest » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:16 am

JITW wrote: If I am in my 40s then I will donate 1000 bucks to Dr. Daves LaCima World Missions - if I am in my 30s then you do - deal?


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1000 says you've jerked off more than 10 times in a single day
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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby JITW » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:20 am

coldharvest wrote:
JITW wrote: If I am in my 40s then I will donate 1000 bucks to Dr. Daves LaCima World Missions - if I am in my 30s then you do - deal?


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1000 says you've jerked off more than 10 times in a single day


I am not gona' make that bet - are you crazy, plus you are like 30 off

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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby gnaruki » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:53 pm

pics?
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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby Kurt » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:38 pm

Hmmm...So you get to:

Call me gay.

Call me gay and old.

But when I:

Call you older than me.

You:

Drop your fudge.

How about this. Since somehow giving someone shit becomes serious when I call you old but not when you call me gay, we post a step by step process here where you present your evidence for my gayness and I present my evidence for your age? But I am not betting. I got big events upcoming in the year, big, gay events, and I need all the cash I have because there is a fairly decent chance that my recollection of you telling me you were born in June of 1967 or June of 1969 way back when in chat is not correct so I not willing to pony up the cash.
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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby Woodsman » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:55 pm

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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:32 pm

'67 or '69?
Fuck, that's old.
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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby JITW » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:25 am

Ha, I win


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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby Kurt » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:27 am

Yep. I've been bested by a 46 year old.
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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby JITW » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:04 am

Victory is sweet



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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby flipflop » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:43 am

What the fuck are you cunts on about?

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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby coldharvest » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:10 am

flipflop wrote:What the fuck are you cunts on about?

Cheers

James wants to give Kurt his elderly mangina but Kurt said "eww" so James figures that makes him younger than Kurt.....who has a non-gay penis.

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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby Woodsman » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:37 pm

Will the real James is a squirrel stand up?
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Re: Kurt - Lets Make a Bet

Postby Kurt » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:32 pm

Its just that Methuselah In The World cannot take a joke.
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