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Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby jstalin » Wed May 15, 2013 6:48 pm

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Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Kanye West Is Gay

Kanye West looks like he’s at a funeral every time he has to walk into another paparazzi trap set up by Kim Kardashian, so clearly that means he’s a homosecksual who !!s men in the anus, is what she’s starting to think now. InTouch Weekly via Gossip Cop:

According to the mag, Kardashian’s first Met Gala experience was a “nightmare” because “some online commenters” speculated that her boyfriend is “in a romantic relationship with the man who designed her controversial dress, Givenchy creative director Riccardo Tisci.”

A so-called “friend” tells the tab, “Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.”

In Touch writes, “There are some facts Kim can’t deny,” noting, “Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital… And Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s Soho neighborhood.”

“Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo,” reveals another supposed “insider” for the rag, who adds, “They have a very deep bond.”
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby Kurt » Wed May 15, 2013 6:53 pm

Yeezus? What the hell is this? Why did you write this here?

How is this not found everywhere else?
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby friendlyskies » Tue May 21, 2013 10:00 am

Yeezus is Kanye West's newest street name, a combination of "Ye" (from Kan-ye) and "Jesus," because he's all hardcore liek that.

I feel bad for Kim Kardashian, which is weird. I never much cared about her and her famewhoring family before, I watched about 15 minutes of her reality teevee show one time and it was just depressing and annoying. But shit, she's gained soooooo much weight during her pregnancy, and in all the wrong places.... Christ, I feel her pain. I gained about 20lbs more than I was supposed to, but I'm tall so it didn't look too bad and it's not like my dumpy old ass is on teevee while I lose it all again. That bitch is like 5 feet tall and has ALREADY gained 50 extra pounds, months out, in front of everyone in the fucking world, 99% of whom hate her. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. And Kanye West, gross. Gay or not, I'm sure he's being a jerk. I hope she gets a big fat contract from one of those weight-loss companies, and he gets struck by lightening and goes into a coma, sparing us his awful music for the rest of time. He's been a waste of flesh since Gold Digger anyway.

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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby Q » Tue May 21, 2013 2:24 pm

I feel really bad for Kanye, but he should have known.

That fat, hairy Chechen started packing on the pounds immediately. No hate for preg women, as my wife grew to the size of an MRAP for both our kids, but Kim is just a fucking gross whale, and just barf.... She'll never recover, no matter how much science is thrown at her.

I'm just thankful Kong can't get preggy. Jesus, can you imagine that shitshow?

Anyway, run Kanye. Run.
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby lightstalker » Wed May 22, 2013 3:12 am

Kanye West is a fucking limp dicked pansy. Ill bet he and that sad excuse for an Armenian have matching pedicures. Tool bags.
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby JITW » Wed May 22, 2013 4:06 am

Dang that broad is fat as fuck


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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby friendlyskies » Wed May 22, 2013 10:31 am

Upon further reflection, I hate Kim Kardashian and Kanye West equally, and they deserve each other. I do feel bad for the kid, but hopefully it will be raised by nannies and thereby insulated from the epic douchery and whoring that will surround it all the days of its life. Anyway, Kanye should have known better, he wrote this:

18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor got lypo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should've got that insured got GEICO for your money, money, money
If you ain't no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby Carol88 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:56 am

Am I the only one who thinks that they are both getting fatter and fatter?
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby coldharvest » Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:40 pm

Carol88 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks that they are both getting fatter and fatter?

you're probably the only one here who gives a fuck so you tell me
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby Chimborazo » Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:08 pm

coldharvest wrote:
Carol88 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks that they are both getting fatter and fatter?

you're probably the only one here who gives a fuck so you tell me


Comments like this are why I read threads on topics I don't give a shit about. Thanks brother.
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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby coldharvest » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:24 pm

Chimborazo wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
Carol88 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks that they are both getting fatter and fatter?

you're probably the only one here who gives a fuck so you tell me


Comments like this are why I read threads on topics I don't give a shit about. Thanks brother.

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Re: Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:41 pm

Chimborazo wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
Carol88 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks that they are both getting fatter and fatter?

you're probably the only one here who gives a fuck so you tell me


Comments like this are why I read threads on topics I don't give a shit about. Thanks brother.


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Kim Kardashian’s Afraid Yeezus Is Gay

Postby russlits » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:33 pm

i think she is beautiful, and if anyone thats nobody is gonna make it as somebody aka paris hilton, nicole, kimora, etc then it might as well be an armenian. I think maybe some of the girls are jealous of her looks.
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Postby el3so » Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:31 pm

Didn't her own mother push her to "leak" that boring sextape?
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