by SRR » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:49 pm
Terribly sorry to see that you will not participate in the arcturian metaphysical Illuminatic escapade that is indeed the BFC any longer, Señor Sri.
Of course, we shouldst take such a thing with a grain of salt as such a thing has been said numerous times before and is usually proven logically un-true. Such as it is, such as it was. Such as it inevitably will be.
So I'm here in Bermuda. (No shit. Ask Kurt for the IP. There you go, and fuck you.) And I think about the triangle just south of here and what the fuck it means for anything, anyone, anywhere.
So you say that aliens could not have done this. Quite likely they would not, given the high profile of the situation. But where the damn thing landed, that's a good question.
Hyper-abducted by a large starship is indeed a possibility. But why would they care? It's just a bunch of Chinks with their duty-free bags heading back to stinky Beijing, I can't fathom why that would matter to a bunch of Goo-Heads from Interstellar space. Of course, I don't understand why thirteen year-old girls imitate Mily Cyrus with such passion so I can't really say that I would understand motivation one way or another. Such as it is.
I still think pilot suicide is the most compelling of explanations. A slow landing, a soft touch to the southern Indian Ocean, the whole damned massive jumbo jet just sets down onto the water and slowly sinks. Holy shit. What does that -mean-? Well, nothing really. Then the whole plane sinks, and no one ever finds it again. Passengers suffocated hours ago, pilots content in knowing that their deaths would never really be discovered. It really could have happened that way.
Of course, I'd like to think that an alien species of homosexual origin remotely piloted the aircraft out into the stratosphere and eventually they reached the outerverse, and were adbucted for unknown purposes in the intergalactic multiverse. Indeed what could have occurred may mean that such a thing was done just for fun, Because We Can, and not for a purely scientific purpose. Which really sucks because it implies that the randomness of life is everpresent and those amongst us have no true purpose or honesty in their intentions.
Such as it is. Maybe we'll never know. The Bermuda Triangle beckons, how'mever, and it may have a thing or two to say about the deal. I'll rent some scuba equipment and go find out.
"May these times be the stone that sharpens our steel." - السيد الحصاد