snaark wrote:friendlyskies wrote:It's scary, but also amusing because the corporate shadow government wanted a Bush-Clinton contest, to the tune of a couple billion dollars, and could get a Trump-Sanders (Bloomberg?) WTF mess of a race that basically came out of nowhere. Plus, of six people polling over 10% - Clinton, Sanders, Trump, Cruz, Rubio, and Carson - only one of them is a WASP male. Weird, right? If Trump wins, my prediction is that he'll bankrupt the country like one of his companies, try to get the Saudis to bail him out, then declare himself the greatest President in history and get a hot, 35yo Latina wife to prove those regrettable racist incidents weren't really his fault. EDIT: And he'll also put statues of himself everywhere. I mean everywhere. Some of them will be gold-colored, but not real gold, because come on.
Anyway, Vegas says it's going to be Hillary vs. Rubio, but they're just as confused as we are. Who fucking knows.
Why not just rename the country The United States of Trump and have Trump emblazoned across all government buildings and vehicles.
New national dish