Bear Grylls

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Bear Grylls

Postby Osiris » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:57 pm

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby Kurt » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:45 pm

Osiris wrote:How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?


The answer is he would drink his own pee.
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby Bronco » Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:07 pm

Osiris wrote:
How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Kurt wrote: The answer is he would drink his own pee.

And the Bear's.
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby RYP » Sat Sep 10, 2016 5:47 pm

Bear Grylls has never killed a bear but he has murdered tame pigs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... uelty.html
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby Kurt » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:34 pm

RYP wrote:Bear Grylls has never killed a bear but he has murdered tame pigs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... uelty.html


Mythbusters did it correctly years ago. They set up an "Island Survival" thing and when they caught animals in a net, they were let go and their crew would give them a bucket of KFC to approximate the weight of the animal meat they would get.
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:50 pm

Are bears noble creatures or asshole creatures?
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby RYP » Sun Sep 11, 2016 4:47 pm

Bears are noble creatures. They don't bother humans if they live in proximity. They just want their vittles. When a bear does attack a human its for a good reason. And they love buttocks.
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Re: Bear Grylls

Postby The Turd Polisher » Sun Sep 11, 2016 5:50 pm

RYP wrote:When a bear does attack a human its for a good reason. And they love buttocks.


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